Haunted house. [One-shot]
Author:軽
Beta: 暗
Genre: Crack /smut
Pairing: Sakuraibamoto (Sho/Aiba/Jun). Appearance of Nino and Ohno
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own them, since owning people is illegal. All of this is work of fiction.
Summary: Nino is a real estate agent with problems to sell a house, so he looks the help of "Tennen paranormal agency" and the world wide paranormal expert to get rid of the ghost hunting his property without suspecting how things will turn out.
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Nino sighted before entering the suspicious building in front of him, he wasn’t sure of this, but after trying everything to solve his problem without result he decided to try something new, some alternative options, as Yuriko, his sister, had suggested him.
Once he reached the second floor, he headed to the end of the hall.
“Ugh! Why did I have to listen to Yuri? This place looks creepy and surely I will find a bunch of weirdos here, well, what the hell…” He shrugged and knocked the door, reading the sign that was hanging of it.
“Tennen paranormal agency”
After calling several times with no response, he decided to leave; maybe it was a sign of the universe telling him this was a bad idea. He had already turned around when suddenly the door opened behind him. Nino took a peek inside, but didn’t see anyone so he decided to step in.
“Hello, is anyone here?” as all reply the door shouted behind him making him skip.
“Hello sir, my name is Satoshi Ohno. What can I do for you? “
It was a male voice, but Nino couldn’t see the owner of it.
“I need your help…”
“Please take a seat” said a short man, wearing thick frame glasses and scaring the heck out of him
“Geez!” Nino mumbled.
“Please tell me, what can I do for you?” the black haired man talked again while walking towards the fish tank that was on the other side of the office.
“Well you see, I’m a real estate agent and I’m having an issue with one of our properties, it’s impossible to sell it since, as soon as our clients step inside, strange things happen.”
“Please elaborate” The man said without taking his eyes of the fish tank
“Well…some of them had reported things like their cell phones being slammed out of their hands if they happen to be using them inside the house… and a lady complained of being attacked by an umbrella…”
“Umbrella and cellphones slammed? Uhmm please go on” the small man said fixing his glasses while feeding the fishes.
“Yeah…also if they plan to enter to one of the rooms, the door immediately closes as if something inside that room didn’t want people enter there…”
“I see, anything else sir?”
“Well, the neighbors had called me complaining about noise and objects being thrown in the middle of the night, they say the house is haunted…”
“As I suspected! Don’t worry sir; we’ll take care of this, now if you excuse me I need to feed my fishes.”
“But you already did…”
“Oh not this ones of course, that ones” Ohno said pointing an empty fish tank.
“…Uhmm you know what? Think I should just let go of this matter and...”
As he expected, weirdos were all he found.
“Please sir allow us to work in this case, I’m sure my partner will be able to handle it. I’ll look for you as soon as we can give you a first report, Mr. Ninomiya”
“How do …?”
“I recognized your face sir, the promotion of you agency is everywhere around Tokyo, that’s how I got your name.”
After the weird encounter Nino got out of that place, wondering if this was a good idea after all.
**
Nino received a phone call the next day making an appointment to go visit the house, he agreed reminding himself he had nothing to lose. He arrived to the creepy looking building and found Ohno with another man, who was introduced to him once he got closer.
“Ninomiya, this is Aiba Masaki, he’s a worldwide famous expert in super natural stuff and my partner, I already explained the situation and he has a few theories about it but he rather not to speculate much till he visits the house so please if you guide us.”
“Of course and nice to meet you, Aiba”
“Nice to meet you too” was all the taller man said while writing notes on a notebook
Weirdos Nino kept repeating himself.
*
20 minutes later they were outside the house, Aiba’s excitement couldn’t be more obvious, as he headed to open the door as soon as they arrived just to be received by an umbrella thrown in his direction.
“Whoa!” Aiba said slamming the door closed before the umbrella could hit him.
“What the hell was that!?” Nino said visible shocked while Ohno remained emotionless.
“That was a very rude ghost, sir. Now I’ll go inside myself, I will stay for a while till I figure out how to resolve this.”
Aiba announced and without waiting for an answer, he opened the door and went inside, and, once he closed the door behind him, Ohno turned around and started walking leaving Nino behind.
“Hey! Where are you going!?”
“To the office sir, is time to feed the fishes.”
“But isn’t he your partner?!”
“Yes, sir. While he works I’ll go back to the office, and you should go home, unless of course you rather wait here.”
The sound of objects crashing against the wall made Nino jump.
“I…I think I’m going home too. I’ll wait news from you”
Ohno bowed and headed back to the office while Nino did the same.
*
Inside the house Aiba was having a hard time dodging objects flying in his direction.
“Ok, this was funny the first 5 minutes, now is getting old…Ghosty, ghosty come here to say hi.”
“Ghosty? Really? That’s the best you came up with?” said a voice coming from upstairs.
Aiba had to adjust his sight to the almost inexistent light that passed through the curtains, to catch a glimpse of the shadow of a young man standing close to the stairs.
“It made you come out, didn’t it?” Aiba replied snarky while giggling, after 5 years of dealing with ghost and super natural stuff he had learned to not get scared that easily.
“Ah, so you can see me?” The voice asked again.
“Well seeing you, as in I can see your shadow.” Aiba said while taking a step upstairs, he needed to back off and almost felt when he almost was hit with the same umbrella that was thrown at him when he first opened the door.
“Can we stop with throwing objects?” Aiba said a bit irritated.
“Can you stop talking to the diva as if he was the owner of this house?” Another voice said coming from one of the rooms in the back of the first floor.
Aiba looked surprised upstairs; the figure still standing there and then looked in direction of were the other voice came.
“So we have 2 ghosts, great!”
“Ugh! Well, since you are here, can you take that asshole out of my house?”
The voice from upstairs said with an annoyed tone.
“Your house?” replied the second voice, this time behind Aiba.
“Whoa!” he said when he looked around and saw the face of a young man around his 30’s, shirtless and barefoot in front of him.
“Booo” the ghost said chuckling “Are we gonna play the ghost buster?”
Aiba looked at him, he didn’t seemed a ghost per say and he was in fact very handsome, now his curiosity towards the one upstairs was growing.
“We are not gonna play anything, I’m going to make sure you stop causing problems, you shouldn’t be here…”
“We shouldn’t? You meant he shouldn’t, right?” the voice of the ghost upstairs sounded close, when Aiba turned towards the stairs he saw a young man, sitting in one of the steps with annoyed face.
“Shut up Jun! Please get rid of him first”
Aiba’s excitement was at his max, he needed to tell Ohno about this! It was his first time dealing with 2 ghosts at the same time in the same house.
He took out his cellphone and was about to dial when Sho slammed his hand making him to throw the cell phone against the wall and making it break with the impact.
“No phone calls.” he said “Now, get rid of the whinny bitch before I get angry” Sho said in a spooky tone.
“Oh fuck off, Sakurai!” The other replied.
“Ok, no more games both of you would be out of here when I finish”
Aiba said and headed to the window, thinking a strategy of how to get rid of the ghosts.
In the mid time both of them looked at him, with curiosity at first, and then, it was Jun who spoke first.
“Hey idiot” said referring to Sho “what about if he’s serious and he tries to get rid of us?”
“As long as he gets rid of you, by all means”
“Are you deaf or plain stupid? He said he will get rid of both of us”
“We can’t let that happen…uhmm…should we join forces to get rid of him?”
“Good question, though I would be happy if he got rid of you… uhmm ok, let’s get rid of the ghost buster”
Both of them exchanged accomplice looks and evil smirks.
“Got it!”
Aiba said as announcing he had a plan of action now. He walked towards the ghost only to find just Sho, he was about to open his mouth when Jun appeared behind him, grabbing his hands and securing them behind his back.
“Eh!? How…ghosts can’t do that!” Aiba said surprised, the grip of Jun ghost felt as if he was a living person.
“Don’t you know?” Jun said close to Aiba’s ear “I’m a special kind”
Sho rolled his eyes at the narcissistic comment of the other, but stood up and grabbed Aiba’s chin with strength
“You won’t get rid of us” was the last thing he heard before falling unconscious, just to wake up on an empty room a few hours later, with Jun in front of him, looking at him with an amused expression.
“Boooo” he said and chuckled when Aiba started shaking from the cold air hitting against his skin. Aiba’s eyes opened as plates when he saw he was naked and hold by chains to the wall.
“Surprise” Sho said, licking his cheek.
“What is this!?”
“This is our way to tell you we are not going anywhere, baby” Jun said grabbing Aiba’s hair and pulling him to a side, exposing his neck and biting it, making the tall man groan.
“You didn’t expect this from us, huh?” Sho asked amused. “But as the princess said, we are a special kind of ghost”
“Let me go! I’ll get rid of you!” Aiba screamed and fought against the chains, trying to free himself.
“Tsk.” Jun said grabbing Aiba’s member with strength making the other scream in pain ”Be a good boy” he added and licked Aiba’s nipples.
“mmmm”
“Good huh?” Sho said observing while Jun kept licking Aiba’s nipples and playing with the other’s member making his erection start to grow.
“Fuck!” Aiba said
“In a moment.” Jun whispered while his mouth moved from Aiba’s chest to his hard cock, ripping the briefs and loosing no time in wrapping his tongue around it, first the tip, brushing his teeth skillfully against it making Aiba move his hips in response and then moving across the length, bobbing his head while Aiba screamed in pleasure.
“Fuck, fuck”
Jun continued giving him oral pleasure while sho released one of Aiba’s hands, making him take it straight to Jun’s head, he was surprised for a minute again at the contact, it felt as he was touching a living person. The surprise didn’t last long, and quickly he pressed his hand trying to make Jun to suck deeper.
“My turn” Sho said, while Jun let go of Aiba’s cock with a “pop” sound, making the other slightly frustrated since he was almost to the border of the orgasm. Sho helped him to stood up and released his other hand, then he stood up behind him and made him bent and kneeled behind him to start to caress Aiba’s ass. His butt checks were soft, he nibbled them till he got to his ass crack, he separated them and started licking his entrance, teasing it with his tongue. Aiba was lost between the sensations of the other’s tongue against his ass, it was the first time he did this, let alone with a ghost. After a bit Sho used his fingers to work on Aiba’s asshole, licking them first, and spitting on his asshole to make the work easier, first one, then two.
“Fuck me!” Aiba begged and moved his hands to his own cock trying to jerk himself off to come. Sho realized of this and grabbed one of the chains before pulling both Aiba’s hands behind his back to tie them there.
“Soon!” he whispered to Aiba’s ear and the bitted his earlobe
Shivers ran down Aiba’s spine, he was almost at his limit, ready to come, neither of the ghosts were touching him, and he was unable to finish himself.
After minutes that seemed hours for him, Jun kneeled in front of Aiba and went back to suck his dick, one hand playing with his balls, Aiba moved his hips and fucked Jun’s mouth, without realizing that Sho was behind him, his cock hard and ready to fuck him. He pushed hard and fast inside of him as soon as he could, making Aiba scream in pain at first and then slowly turning into pleasure.
“Come for me, pretty boy!” Sho whispered to Aiba, who wasn’t able to hold it any longer and came, part inside Jun’s mouth, and, part splashing Jun’s face.
“Fuck you, Sho!” Jun said, cleaning his face with a not so pleasured look.
“Oops, the princess doesn’t like to swallow” Sho said teasingly while he kept thrusting hard.
“Aaah… so… fuck! sorry!” Aiba mumbled to Jun
The younger guy got close to Aiba and kissed him briefly. Once he broke the kiss, Aiba moved his mouth to Jun’s cheek licking a few drops of cum that remained there.
Few minutes later Sho came inside Aiba.
*
After they cleaned up Aiba and let him took his clothes back, Sho asked him
“Are you still planning to get rid of us?”
Aiba seemed to think it for a minute before he replied.
“Who knows” he said smiling
Jun and Sho exchanged victorious gazes, knowing they had secured his stay in that house for a little longer at least.
“I’ll be back” Aiba said, heading downstairs in a rush and leaving the house
“I bet you’ll do” Jun chuckled.
“Looks like this plan backfired us, the deal will last longer untill this dude leaves” Sho said
“I don’t think after our little service he is going to leave”
“Uhmm well, I could live with your annoying face for another while as long as I can fuck him again” Sho replied
“Ditto” Jun said
*
Aiba entered the office and saw Ohno and Nino there waiting for him.
“We were waiting your call, Aiba” Ohno said
“Yeah, sorry to tell you there’s a problem with the ghosts” Aiba said quickly to Nino “I’m afraid they are a rare kind of beings and is gonna take me a while to deal with them. Ohno told me you are selling the house, right?”
“Ye-yeah” Nino said.
“Ok, then I’ll make arrangements to buy the house, doesn’t matter the prize.”
“What!? I’m afraid I don’t understand...”
“Ohno will make the arrangements, now I need to go back to the house, excuse me”
Without saying another word Aiba left the office and headed back to the haunted house, he had found more than what he thought, this was one of those rare things once shouldn’t let pass.
*
In matter of minutes he was already entering the house again.
“Welcome back!” the two ghosts greeted him with devil smiles.
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