...that it's not even lunchtime, and I'm sitting here wearing a tricorne hat, eating chocolate, and watching Trapped on CBBC. Trying to decide just how mortified my friends would be if I show up wearing it at the restaurant tonight. Mwaha ( Read more... )

Aw, man. That would be the first Shakespearean birthday quote to spring to my mind, wouldn't it? Actually, it's the only one that springs to mind at the moment. Fail. Happy to report, however, that I had a much better birthday than Cassius ( Read more... )