Other wild stuff going on in Portland
I've never been to Voodoo Donut, but with a name like that you can have a lot of fun. The key here is the Timbers of MLS.
[---3 beats while the reader ponders what happens when a locally wildly popular sports team gets the attention of a place actually *called* Voodoo...---]
Is this what you guessed?
They make a giant donut "dressed" in the colors of the next opponent as a centerpiece to the club level seats and invite ticket-holders to jab pretzel sticks into it. You don't want to eat it. Too much bad mojo coursing through it.
[---3 beats while the reader ponders what happens when a locally wildly popular sports team gets the attention of a place actually *called* Voodoo...---]
Is this what you guessed?
They make a giant donut "dressed" in the colors of the next opponent as a centerpiece to the club level seats and invite ticket-holders to jab pretzel sticks into it. You don't want to eat it. Too much bad mojo coursing through it.