A Day in the Life of Mike...
Today is the first day of our underway period... and the first day of my re-entry into the gym. Ya proud of me? Hell, I am... it's been way too long since I've been there. I almost forgot that feeling when your muscles cramp up from exhaustion. My Lord, it's like saying heloo to an old friend... and then letting him kick you square in the nuts.. I love that shiz... that's what the fuck I'm talking about! Anyway so we're rocking/shimmying pretty bad now... people are getting sick all over the place. Eh, it happens every time we get underway... people use it to their advantage to get out of work an whatnot... I don't get sick, though... it's probably because I was brought up on boats. My Dad owns a 16 footer so that probably explains it. Whoa, 25 degree rolls here we go!! We'll start walking on the walls pretty soon! It does get pretty bad, though... I've fallen out of my rack a couple of times! They have these straps that are supposed to catch you when you roll but some genius made them too far apart so, instead of keeping you in your rack, it just makes it easier for you to slide on out! It reminds me of a goalpost... you slide out and it's two points towards one hell of a concussion... nice, huh? That, my friends, is definitely not what the fuck I'm talking about!! Outti...