A Little "Quickie" From Me...
I've been sitting in this chair and I figured I'd shoot you guys some cool catch phrases I found on the internet. I won't tell you where they're from or who said them in fear of a lawsuit but you can use them how you see fit! Try em' on for size!
- This inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut! -
- Do not enter this area without consuming J23. -
- Take four red capsules and, in ten minutes, take 2 more... help is on the way! -
- We welcome other faiths! (Just kidding) -
- Time to repress another memory. -
- I was working on a flat tax proposal when I accidently proved there was no God. -
- Suck out the poison... quick!! -
- Whoa! Hey! It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my head! -
- Awards are like hemmerroids, sooner or later every asshole gets one. -
- No point in steering now. -
- Just making sure we're all petting the same dog here. -
- I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be! -
- Sorry, we are open. -
- Sir, we've tried everything else to get your computer to work. I am afraid there is only one solution left. Reboot with your pants down. -
- Intersting... no, wait... the other thing: tedious! -
- We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations. -
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. -
- For best results, please drop trousers. -
- Beware of people who dislike cats. -
- We can help you with our pleasure. -
- Push this buttin in case anything happens. -
- Coming soon to a clinic near you, the Short attention span theatre. -
- It's like I always tell the kids... quitters never win and don't trust whitie. -
- Keyboard not detected, please press F1 to continue. -
- Prepare to be annoyed. -
- Just when you though life couldn't get any worse... penquins... God, do I hate penguins! -
- For all your spanking sensations! -
- If my head wasn't on, I wouldn't know who to screw!! -
And that's enough outta me... hope you like!
- This inner peace stuff is tough on the ol' coconut! -
- Do not enter this area without consuming J23. -
- Take four red capsules and, in ten minutes, take 2 more... help is on the way! -
- We welcome other faiths! (Just kidding) -
- Time to repress another memory. -
- I was working on a flat tax proposal when I accidently proved there was no God. -
- Suck out the poison... quick!! -
- Whoa! Hey! It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my head! -
- Awards are like hemmerroids, sooner or later every asshole gets one. -
- No point in steering now. -
- Just making sure we're all petting the same dog here. -
- I did nothing and it was everything I thought it could be! -
- Sorry, we are open. -
- Sir, we've tried everything else to get your computer to work. I am afraid there is only one solution left. Reboot with your pants down. -
- Intersting... no, wait... the other thing: tedious! -
- We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations. -
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. -
- For best results, please drop trousers. -
- Beware of people who dislike cats. -
- We can help you with our pleasure. -
- Push this buttin in case anything happens. -
- Coming soon to a clinic near you, the Short attention span theatre. -
- It's like I always tell the kids... quitters never win and don't trust whitie. -
- Keyboard not detected, please press F1 to continue. -
- Prepare to be annoyed. -
- Just when you though life couldn't get any worse... penquins... God, do I hate penguins! -
- For all your spanking sensations! -
- If my head wasn't on, I wouldn't know who to screw!! -
And that's enough outta me... hope you like!