Stargate: Bounty, The Game
As always, comments as I watch. Incomplete thoughts a given.
Stargate SG-1: Bounty
- Damn, Cam's hot. What? You wanted something good? Please, it's Cam. I'll just go drool in the corner. Okay, popcorn references, and Sam's right around the corner? Ohh, is this the Ori Supergate? Where's Vala, kids? Uh oh. No, Lucien Alliance, but color me confused. Dude, I love him, but what the hell is happening? Something's not right. Oh, look! It's Cam's boyfriend! Yes, dear. It's all about making you look bad. Honey, it's not your fault. Cam left you for someone with a little more emotional stability. It happens to the best of people.
- Vala's so adorable. Vala wants to go to his reunion. So cute! I love her. Yeah, don't talk to her about boredom. Heeh! Everyone's got something to do but Vala. Damn, they're cute together. Sam got stood up for the hot people. Heh! Cam parents. Auburn, Kansas? *giggles* They think they're serious. Poor Vala. She stepped in over her head, so much. That grin! I love it. I can't wait to see the rest if it already starts off that well. Uh oh. Daniel.He's going after the ABC Fam Nanny movie person. Ooh, Bounty hunters. And Vala's confusing them. Cam! Heh! Vala likes her mama. He's sleeping on the couch! His loss indeed. Uh oh, Teal'c.
- Mary Ann!Vala! She's so funny, and doesn't get the Earth reference, but I love her so much. *snatches Vala and runs* Pinching Vala! *giggles* His old high school crush. I love this. Too funny. *giggles* Vala, I love her. She just made him see desirable and stuff. God, he's so in high school again. Daryl's been staring at her ass. Dude, bounty hunter lady's demise was shades of Final Destination (the first one). A sci-fi convention reference? Heh! Dude, they're so funny. Kansas shooting! Kansas! Vala's kicking his ass. I love this. She kicked their ass. Accounts, receivable, but a gun enthusiast. Sam's got a small audience, hah. I love it. What? I can't stand Sam, this is NOT news.
- So...she's a hologram now? WTF? So she used a generator to make the gun work? WTF? Seriously? WTF? Couldn't she just...die or something? Hi, Teal'c. How'd you know that? Dude, that was contrived. Dude! Journey? What IS this? the 30 year reunion? *snort* I heart Vala. She's just telling all kinds of classified shit. Chat like that? Aw. Funny smile. I love it. Oh, no! Oh, not Daryl, so who cares? Look! Cam's other boyfriend. Hah! She's planning a Black Widow moment. Everyone's after him. Dude, she's not as pretty as Vala. Cute my ass. They're hot. Dude, she's so not worth you. Vala's like DUDE. Cam, honey, you don't need to be a stalker. You're too hot for that shit. Wait, he was in football? And she watched him? Oh my god. He's gonna kill him. Oh, dear! Dude, beam via Asgard. *giggles* Someone's gonna hit on Vala. Stop killing people, bitch! I like Cam's people. Bitch, please. You can't handle her. Trust me on this. Cammy. Run, like a mother.
- Just the bait? WTF? Is Vala? Oh, man. All of SG-1. *giggles* Probably not all of them. Dude, Cam, you're like the most non-straight guy ever. Ah ha! Tagged. Daryl's all over her. Seriously. Get over it. That's your friend's woman. Rule Number One! Dude, he's a bounty hunter. *giggles* The name tag. Separated doesn't detour that fucker. Ow, god. Just shoot him now. And seriously? Are they REALLY playing this cheesy song? Oh, god. Well, it was '87. I love her! She's all "that's a bounty hunter." She felt him up without nary a word. *giggles* He hit Vala! Dude, fuck no to that. No hitting her. Carrie! I love them, so much. Vala's gonna hit his sorry ass. You know it. All "*BOOM!* There you go, sucker. Don't go hitting on MY date! That's Amy's job!" Anyone else waiting for a Romy and Michelle reference?
- Cammy's pissed. Daryl, duck! The girlfriend? So not his girlfriend. She just walks in front of it. I love Vala! She's all "whatever, man. This ain't first rodeo." *giggles* Oh, that's gonna end up well. Yes, they mind, dumbass. Damn, that's a pretty dress. Oh shit. Dude. Holograms? Heh! All safe. Where is Vala? Ooh! Dude. Dude, she's gonna hit you. Scooby Doo reference! I heart them. Shoot 'em up style. Cam's back. Ready to kick ass. Pie! Go wait in the car. Hah. Cam is so his daddy's son. *grins* Amy you so weak. Amy looks like Jessica and Niki from Heroes, too. Oh, Vala, I love you with the horn tooting and having to tell Cam's parents. And the way Vala's like "Dude, your girl? Totally boring. Get a new one." And pie! Oh, Vala, loves that pie.
Stargate Atlantis: The Game
- Ohh, what the fuck? I love you Teyla. Katie brought it up in dinner? WTF? Oh, Team Shep. Go you. Lorne! Lorne! McKay is their god. *giggles* Lorne is so LOVING THIS. And dude, McKay pic looks evil! Dude, Viggo in Ghostbusters II, THAT's who he reminds me of. And yes natacup82, Oscar the baby = John the adult. I said so. Don't even try to argue with me. You know better.
- Oh, oh, Weir's mad. And haha, they've been playing. Nights, in between nights, and they've been doing this shit since the beginning practically. And the old uniforms, too! I love these people. They're so geekboys. And John rolling his eyes, and John's all jealous. They're on...what? Sims circa 1999. Oh, I LOVE THIS. Ronon's totally amused and Teyla's gonna lock them in the gym for six years. Uhm...was that a MAN dressed with Carter's hair? And leader lady? Totally was on SOME show. Crap, was it SPN or Buffy? Something like that. (And no, natacup82, not Dead Like Me, something else.) Dude, the pics keeps getting scarier and scarier. Oh, oh! John's all sad and shit over Rodney's evil war tactics. Someone's not gonna get happy thoughts.
- Weir and Zelenka! Lorne! Threesome time! And those two boys are trying to figure a way to play, knowing that real people live on that planet. Shep's guy! His guy! And Ronon's not happy, and then just kinda like "Oh, god, why me? Hey, think the Wraith'll take me back as a Runner?" Teyla's like "Can I come, too? Please? Pretty please? Cherries on top?"
[Team Shep comes with Nola and Shep's guy.]
Random marine near Weir's office: WTF?
Nola and Shep's guy ain't happy. Oh no. Oh, John, you're so easily manipulated. And Weir? Is gonna make sure you guys are the sewer cleaners for awhile. With a toothbrush. So..anyone else realize that Britney's restaurant in NYC was called Nola, after New Orleans (never mind she was from Bumblefuckland)? McKay stole from Kennedy, people. He's a plagiarist, and it's canon, now!
- Yay! Diplomat!Weir! About damn time. "Ignorant to your people"?! Oh, I LOVE these people. Weir's gonna be like "fuck you, you're on your own." Blue jello! God, she's like some of the more...militant (no pun intended) fen. Oh, man. He just played the game. Oh, that's so not good. Really, really not. Cartography? *snort* Weir's pissed as all hell at the juvenile attitude of all the boys. Oh, hell. She ain't giving them any supper...for a month! And Shep's guy started the war, because duh, Shep made a military.
- Oh, Weir's gonna make them write on the chalkboard, I can see it now. I like how Ronon is with Rodney and Shep is with Teyla. Not!Carter. And Ronon's like "WTF?" Lorne and Zelenks are gonna be grounded with McKay and Sheppard, and as an added bonus, no sex for that length, too. Seriously. She's pissssed. Anyone else notice the "oh, crap, mom found out" look that Zel and Lorne shared? (Loved it, too.) Duuuude, TWO good SGA episodes in a row. The world must be tilting on its axis. And the flying machine? Totally the Hindenburg.
- Love how Teyla and Ronon were talking to each other and ignoring the other two men. Good job, McKay and Sheppard. Fucked their shit right up. Daedalus is doing the bombing and programming. Go them. I knew they'd be have to be badass at something. And god, the funny way they're totally not showing they wanted to win, and "unless he cheats" at chess. I love it. And Lorne and Zelenka. They need like four or five back ups to be in charge, because damn, those boys all land in hot water. I heart this episode! So much!
Stargate SG-1: Bounty
- Damn, Cam's hot. What? You wanted something good? Please, it's Cam. I'll just go drool in the corner. Okay, popcorn references, and Sam's right around the corner? Ohh, is this the Ori Supergate? Where's Vala, kids? Uh oh. No, Lucien Alliance, but color me confused. Dude, I love him, but what the hell is happening? Something's not right. Oh, look! It's Cam's boyfriend! Yes, dear. It's all about making you look bad. Honey, it's not your fault. Cam left you for someone with a little more emotional stability. It happens to the best of people.
- Vala's so adorable. Vala wants to go to his reunion. So cute! I love her. Yeah, don't talk to her about boredom. Heeh! Everyone's got something to do but Vala. Damn, they're cute together. Sam got stood up for the hot people. Heh! Cam parents. Auburn, Kansas? *giggles* They think they're serious. Poor Vala. She stepped in over her head, so much. That grin! I love it. I can't wait to see the rest if it already starts off that well. Uh oh. Daniel.He's going after the ABC Fam Nanny movie person. Ooh, Bounty hunters. And Vala's confusing them. Cam! Heh! Vala likes her mama. He's sleeping on the couch! His loss indeed. Uh oh, Teal'c.
- Mary Ann!Vala! She's so funny, and doesn't get the Earth reference, but I love her so much. *snatches Vala and runs* Pinching Vala! *giggles* His old high school crush. I love this. Too funny. *giggles* Vala, I love her. She just made him see desirable and stuff. God, he's so in high school again. Daryl's been staring at her ass. Dude, bounty hunter lady's demise was shades of Final Destination (the first one). A sci-fi convention reference? Heh! Dude, they're so funny. Kansas shooting! Kansas! Vala's kicking his ass. I love this. She kicked their ass. Accounts, receivable, but a gun enthusiast. Sam's got a small audience, hah. I love it. What? I can't stand Sam, this is NOT news.
- So...she's a hologram now? WTF? So she used a generator to make the gun work? WTF? Seriously? WTF? Couldn't she just...die or something? Hi, Teal'c. How'd you know that? Dude, that was contrived. Dude! Journey? What IS this? the 30 year reunion? *snort* I heart Vala. She's just telling all kinds of classified shit. Chat like that? Aw. Funny smile. I love it. Oh, no! Oh, not Daryl, so who cares? Look! Cam's other boyfriend. Hah! She's planning a Black Widow moment. Everyone's after him. Dude, she's not as pretty as Vala. Cute my ass. They're hot. Dude, she's so not worth you. Vala's like DUDE. Cam, honey, you don't need to be a stalker. You're too hot for that shit. Wait, he was in football? And she watched him? Oh my god. He's gonna kill him. Oh, dear! Dude, beam via Asgard. *giggles* Someone's gonna hit on Vala. Stop killing people, bitch! I like Cam's people. Bitch, please. You can't handle her. Trust me on this. Cammy. Run, like a mother.
- Just the bait? WTF? Is Vala? Oh, man. All of SG-1. *giggles* Probably not all of them. Dude, Cam, you're like the most non-straight guy ever. Ah ha! Tagged. Daryl's all over her. Seriously. Get over it. That's your friend's woman. Rule Number One! Dude, he's a bounty hunter. *giggles* The name tag. Separated doesn't detour that fucker. Ow, god. Just shoot him now. And seriously? Are they REALLY playing this cheesy song? Oh, god. Well, it was '87. I love her! She's all "that's a bounty hunter." She felt him up without nary a word. *giggles* He hit Vala! Dude, fuck no to that. No hitting her. Carrie! I love them, so much. Vala's gonna hit his sorry ass. You know it. All "*BOOM!* There you go, sucker. Don't go hitting on MY date! That's Amy's job!" Anyone else waiting for a Romy and Michelle reference?
- Cammy's pissed. Daryl, duck! The girlfriend? So not his girlfriend. She just walks in front of it. I love Vala! She's all "whatever, man. This ain't first rodeo." *giggles* Oh, that's gonna end up well. Yes, they mind, dumbass. Damn, that's a pretty dress. Oh shit. Dude. Holograms? Heh! All safe. Where is Vala? Ooh! Dude. Dude, she's gonna hit you. Scooby Doo reference! I heart them. Shoot 'em up style. Cam's back. Ready to kick ass. Pie! Go wait in the car. Hah. Cam is so his daddy's son. *grins* Amy you so weak. Amy looks like Jessica and Niki from Heroes, too. Oh, Vala, I love you with the horn tooting and having to tell Cam's parents. And the way Vala's like "Dude, your girl? Totally boring. Get a new one." And pie! Oh, Vala, loves that pie.
Stargate Atlantis: The Game
- Ohh, what the fuck? I love you Teyla. Katie brought it up in dinner? WTF? Oh, Team Shep. Go you. Lorne! Lorne! McKay is their god. *giggles* Lorne is so LOVING THIS. And dude, McKay pic looks evil! Dude, Viggo in Ghostbusters II, THAT's who he reminds me of. And yes natacup82, Oscar the baby = John the adult. I said so. Don't even try to argue with me. You know better.
- Oh, oh, Weir's mad. And haha, they've been playing. Nights, in between nights, and they've been doing this shit since the beginning practically. And the old uniforms, too! I love these people. They're so geekboys. And John rolling his eyes, and John's all jealous. They're on...what? Sims circa 1999. Oh, I LOVE THIS. Ronon's totally amused and Teyla's gonna lock them in the gym for six years. Uhm...was that a MAN dressed with Carter's hair? And leader lady? Totally was on SOME show. Crap, was it SPN or Buffy? Something like that. (And no, natacup82, not Dead Like Me, something else.) Dude, the pics keeps getting scarier and scarier. Oh, oh! John's all sad and shit over Rodney's evil war tactics. Someone's not gonna get happy thoughts.
- Weir and Zelenka! Lorne! Threesome time! And those two boys are trying to figure a way to play, knowing that real people live on that planet. Shep's guy! His guy! And Ronon's not happy, and then just kinda like "Oh, god, why me? Hey, think the Wraith'll take me back as a Runner?" Teyla's like "Can I come, too? Please? Pretty please? Cherries on top?"
[Team Shep comes with Nola and Shep's guy.]
Random marine near Weir's office: WTF?
Nola and Shep's guy ain't happy. Oh no. Oh, John, you're so easily manipulated. And Weir? Is gonna make sure you guys are the sewer cleaners for awhile. With a toothbrush. So..anyone else realize that Britney's restaurant in NYC was called Nola, after New Orleans (never mind she was from Bumblefuckland)? McKay stole from Kennedy, people. He's a plagiarist, and it's canon, now!
- Yay! Diplomat!Weir! About damn time. "Ignorant to your people"?! Oh, I LOVE these people. Weir's gonna be like "fuck you, you're on your own." Blue jello! God, she's like some of the more...militant (no pun intended) fen. Oh, man. He just played the game. Oh, that's so not good. Really, really not. Cartography? *snort* Weir's pissed as all hell at the juvenile attitude of all the boys. Oh, hell. She ain't giving them any supper...for a month! And Shep's guy started the war, because duh, Shep made a military.
- Oh, Weir's gonna make them write on the chalkboard, I can see it now. I like how Ronon is with Rodney and Shep is with Teyla. Not!Carter. And Ronon's like "WTF?" Lorne and Zelenks are gonna be grounded with McKay and Sheppard, and as an added bonus, no sex for that length, too. Seriously. She's pissssed. Anyone else notice the "oh, crap, mom found out" look that Zel and Lorne shared? (Loved it, too.) Duuuude, TWO good SGA episodes in a row. The world must be tilting on its axis. And the flying machine? Totally the Hindenburg.
- Love how Teyla and Ronon were talking to each other and ignoring the other two men. Good job, McKay and Sheppard. Fucked their shit right up. Daedalus is doing the bombing and programming. Go them. I knew they'd be have to be badass at something. And god, the funny way they're totally not showing they wanted to win, and "unless he cheats" at chess. I love it. And Lorne and Zelenka. They need like four or five back ups to be in charge, because damn, those boys all land in hot water. I heart this episode! So much!