SM Monthly: "What a Piece of Work is Man"

[venusorbit1]

I don't know WTF I was thinking. Rated M for male nudity and sexual situations.

Title: Ten Hands, Sweet and Hot
Author: VO1
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: "What a piece of work is man!" Yeah, that's the only part of the quote I used.
Genre: Humor
Version: (Anime, Manga, PGSM) AR, I guess? Fairy Tale-ish
Rating: (G - NC-17)NC-17

Comments

[charliechaplin2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. V THIS IS JUST- OH MY GOSH, I AM STILL LAUGHING!

THOSE PERVS! THEY'RE HILARIOUS.

[venusorbit1]

I probably made you laugh just as much as your Beryl fic made me gawk. Ho shit, girl!

Have a Jadecock for your troubles!

[venusorbit1]

CRAP! Wrong one, sorry!

[lovelylytton]

Must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, Must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library, must keep straight face in library.

*fails*

I love you and your dirty, dirty shitennou.

[venusorbit1]

HA! I made you laugh in the library! Now everyone know that you're a creepy pervert! :D

[lovelylytton]

I think I managed to pass my laugh off as a cough, so my reputation remains intact.

Why do they nick the stuff though? Do they really want to make a weapon or do they just want it because it's shiny?

[venusorbit1]

I have no idea, I didn't even think about it. At first I was going to have them steal leather because there are no cows on the moon, but I switched it to bits of shiny metal.

SNEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

[cbrandtwright]

Is everyone up to mischief today?

I have to second lytton, I love these dirty boys!

Re: SNEEEEEEEEEEEZE!

[venusorbit1]

They love you too!

Real talk: I was going to have Zoi "sneeze" on Merc again, but you know...had to keep it classy. Have a Zoicock!

[ellorgast]

DEAD FOREVERRRRRRRR!

Oh, this is priceless. I admit I got a bit lost in the middle as to what was going on, but then it dawned on me and I giggled to death.

I love how the goddesses think they are so very tricky, yet their method was a suspicious bottle of liquid appearing out of nowhere. No wonder the men figured out what was going on!

AND THAT MEANS THEY WERE AWAKE FOR ALL OF IT. INCLUDING JUPITER'S TITS FALLING OUT. AND THE UNDOING OF THE PANTS. NO WONDER KUNZITE GOT ALL RED AND WOULDN'T ROLL OVER! AND HE COVERED HIS CAPE ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE LIKES IT SO MUCH! AND SHE STOLE HIS EARRING INSTEAD! AHAHA!

Oh V, I love it. I love you.

HA that's a lot of caps!

[venusorbit1]

Oh good, you discovered their secret! Good thing the girlies haven't...

I love how the goddesses think they are so very tricky, yet their method was a suspicious bottle of liquid appearing out of nowhere. No wonder the men figured out what was going on!

Yeah, that's not exactly the best plan. I mean, Endymion must have taken a sip and hit the deck, then Kunzite forces someone else (Neph) to try it, and so they discover that the bottle is drugged.

AND THAT MEANS THEY WERE AWAKE FOR ALL OF IT.

YEP.

INCLUDING JUPITER'S TITS FALLING OUT. AND THE UNDOING OF THE PANTS.

YEP. AND YEP.

NO WONDER KUNZITE GOT ALL RED AND WOULDN'T ROLL OVER! AND HE COVERED HIS CAPE ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE LIKES IT SO MUCH! AND SHE STOLE HIS EARRING INSTEAD! AHAHA!

YEP!! He's too uptight to get sleep-molested. She had to take a trophy, anyway.

Oh V, I love it. I love you.

Uh, you just wrote me Zoi/Minako FRIENDSHIP titty fic, so I love you more!

clear liquid bottle? could this be 'Moonshine: the AU' edition?

[elianthos]

*chortling* ahahahah XDDD. Oh lordy.

*grabs V, inserts tongue*

Re: clear liquid bottle? could this be 'Moonshine: the AU' edition?

[venusorbit1]

Sure, why not! Moonshine, with extra sleeping drugs!

Glad you like Eli!