I'm a bad computer owner...

[venusdevinyl]

I've been defragging my D drive for an hour and a half and am only 14% done. *beats self with usb hub*, *likes it too much* , *leaves and comes back a few minutes later with pruned fingertips and suspicious glow*. I was too lazy to nuke cheese bread for 45 seconds this morning and just ate it cold in it's little cardboard box. I have reached a new

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[venusdevinyl]

Anne Marie, I identified strongly when Anne of Green Gables went around telling people she was "Anne with an e". Ann makes me think of an old, sadistic, ruler-wielding librarian.

[missblueyedeath]

"leaves and comes back a few minutes later with pruned fingertips and suspicious glow"

MUAHAHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHAH

Why is female masturbation so much funner than male?

[venusdevinyl]

That is one of life's eternal questions, like "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?"