Christmas time all over again, huh? Of course. Practically everyone with a mouth has been talking about it. As if we could ever fucking forget. Then the brand spanking new year comes on after. I wonder if we're going to get more world ending signs when it gets closer to New Year's Eve. I seen it happen. Who the fuck really knows ( Read more... )

I'm not beyond accepting bribery gifts. However actually being bribed? It takes more than a silver cigarette case and lighter. Very pretty none the less. Merry Christmas to you too.

This year, for Christmas, I'm simplifying everything.
You get nothing.
You get a drink.
You get a smoke.
You get a brief case.
You get my enduring apathy.
  I think that ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas, bitches.

Thank God that's over with.

Bill: Merry Christmas. I love you.
Budd: Just a little something.
Christopher: Merry Christmas, bossman. They're just letter openers but I sharpened them just in case.
Cori: You're an ass. Merry Christmas.
Cori and Room mates: Enjoy. What? Bribe? Never.
Destruction: Have a Great Christmas.
D.S: ( Read more... )

This cold bullshit better stop. It was a bit quaint but I'm not a fan of dressing in layers to go to work and then take off enough to be functional with a good central heating system. Fuck.

Private to Faye//Unhackable

What are you thinking the bosses have in store? I feel pretty good about it.

Oh yeah and have you seen Cori lately?

Private to ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

[Clink of ice in a glass.]

I don't know what the hell some of you bitches are complaining about. This won't last long, quit your whining. You all will be freezing your asses off soon enough. May as well soak up the rays and shut the fuck up.

I'm sunbathing. Mmm, feels nice. For as small as my place is, it has a balcony perfect for these ( Read more... )

Shit. I never realized how many people I associate with. There's no way I'm getting gifts for every person I talk to.  Things will work out with planning though. One way or another, You're on a list of mine. Just hope it isn't the shit list.

Make things easier on yourself, tell me what you want. If you don't tell me, well, I hope you like keychains ( Read more... )

Thank God I'm not cursed. Blah blah, Happy Thanksgiving, bitches.

Operation Ensalada is go.

Private to Bill//Unhackable

You're still out there, aren't you?

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving I guess.

End Filter

Filtered to the Valentine Brothers;

Happy Thanksgiving from one misplaced American to others.

End Filter;

Private//Unhackable;

If my memory serves me right ( Read more... )