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The Eisner's control of his corporation is weakening like a cup of turpentine, I mean, the stuff the Disney cafeteria calls coffee ! He has concentrated so much on my own imprisonment, that his precious company has started to crumble right before his eyes I like Violet Crumble. Witness that I can now meander my way across the Internet and find news stories that he certainly does not want me to see I've got some pictures of Eisner he doesn't want anyone to see. Witness that the filtering software has begun to backfire! Damn straight, it has! I'm fucking tired of editing your damn posts! It is only a matter of time. Soon I hope my
newest charge will have arrived for me. Hey, can she rescue me too? She's hot!
An article about a loss of assets within the company. Heh, for a sec there, I thought you wrote 'asses'. I suspected that he had begun to spread the company much too thin when he created the Disney Store.
Another article gives the Eisner's plans away in a nutshell. It would have been a stroke of genius to bury the known world in a large pile of unwatchable DVDs.
Although, one might say that most of the films in their catalog are unwatchable even when new. Damn, you took the words right outta my mouth. Death to the direct-to-video sequel!
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