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My disappointment sheer joy with my Internet connection grows with each passing day. I do believe that I would have better luck with a tin can phone. :D Of course, I kid.
Virag, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I've not has such fun in my entire life! Join me!
The endless movie marathons of their disgusting sequels to popular theatrical releases make me want to tear my own horns out of my head dance a jaunty little jig. I've seen Return to Neverland so many times I'm afraid that I'm beginning to memorize lines and it keeps on getting better and better. How do they keep on churning out quality films? This is not what I had in mind when the Eisner called me for a meeting of like minds! I brazenly stormed the gates at Disneyland to destroy all the shiny happy people exploring the park.
That bloody Eisner will pay once I am freed. what a genius!
I do wonder what's happening with the Hellmouth, and if the First will finally unleash the army of Turuk-Han. I would certainly welcome the Apocalypse after my tenth viewing of The Apple Dumpling Gang backed with The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again. I hope they show Cinderella 2 tonight, the extra long version where Jacque the Mouse dances adorably for an extra 20 minutes!
Oh, gods, I am slowly going insane! so ecstatic at this very moment.
There are other captives guests here, most notably one young man the demons cast members refer to as Estevez. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard. He claims that he was forced to do asinine movies for the Eisner at the cost of his soul. He has a lucrative film career thanks to the film studio. Mighty Ducks 4, anyone?
Ah, my dinner's here. At least they know how to properly feed a demon. I've not had such delectable flesh chicken since the Children's Crusade Colonel started selling pressure fryers. There might be something to this family appeal.
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