Ugh.
I cannot tell you just how much I want to punch last month in the FACE.
However, I'm not getting into the fail of the last couple of weeks right now, and everyone to whom I owe comment replies I will GET TO, I promise, but right now, here is some amazing random prose from Jacob TWOP, which I just thought I'd share with you while I go quietly crazy from the knowledge that Seacrest is not only in my country, but was IN MY COUNTY LAST NIGHT.
Look at pretty, sweet, smart little Cardin Lee McKinney (20, Nashville TN)! She's so professional and cute and fun! She's totally one to watch, I can't wait to see how far she goes. She sings "One Night Only," apparently from Dreamgirls, in a pretty red dress. I think I just said the word "pretty" like eleven times. Oh crap, I can already feel it happening. She's totally going to do that thing that Kat McPhee did to me, where my brain is going to turn off and I'm just going to silently want to touch her hair until she goes away again. I'm not going to lie to you -- I haven't been watching Joe's nights, just reading the recaps. I only love the Hollywood round, you know that. But I haven't liked anybody this much all year of the people that I've seen. Simon's a no, Randy's a yes...
And Paula puts her through. Which either means Simon and I are getting a divorce, or he knew they were going to put her through, and he knew that they knew, and he knew that I knew that he knew that they knew, and I think Cardin probably knew at least as much as I knew, although possibly not as much as Simon knew, and that's why he said no before anybody else said anything, but I do think that he knew and that Randy and Paula knew that he knew and that's why they didn't fight him and just put her through, because this way, if she proves too theatrical or whatever, like he said, he can blame it on them. But you know what, on paper that looks really unlikely, actually. But Simon! Pretty! I think we all know that he knew at least that, which is 90% of the whole deal, and I'm going to leave it at that.
I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH.
Also, I am currently unwell, and making no sense because I'm doped up on cold meds. So.
However, I'm not getting into the fail of the last couple of weeks right now, and everyone to whom I owe comment replies I will GET TO, I promise, but right now, here is some amazing random prose from Jacob TWOP, which I just thought I'd share with you while I go quietly crazy from the knowledge that Seacrest is not only in my country, but was IN MY COUNTY LAST NIGHT.
Look at pretty, sweet, smart little Cardin Lee McKinney (20, Nashville TN)! She's so professional and cute and fun! She's totally one to watch, I can't wait to see how far she goes. She sings "One Night Only," apparently from Dreamgirls, in a pretty red dress. I think I just said the word "pretty" like eleven times. Oh crap, I can already feel it happening. She's totally going to do that thing that Kat McPhee did to me, where my brain is going to turn off and I'm just going to silently want to touch her hair until she goes away again. I'm not going to lie to you -- I haven't been watching Joe's nights, just reading the recaps. I only love the Hollywood round, you know that. But I haven't liked anybody this much all year of the people that I've seen. Simon's a no, Randy's a yes...
And Paula puts her through. Which either means Simon and I are getting a divorce, or he knew they were going to put her through, and he knew that they knew, and he knew that I knew that he knew that they knew, and I think Cardin probably knew at least as much as I knew, although possibly not as much as Simon knew, and that's why he said no before anybody else said anything, but I do think that he knew and that Randy and Paula knew that he knew and that's why they didn't fight him and just put her through, because this way, if she proves too theatrical or whatever, like he said, he can blame it on them. But you know what, on paper that looks really unlikely, actually. But Simon! Pretty! I think we all know that he knew at least that, which is 90% of the whole deal, and I'm going to leave it at that.
I LOVE HIM. SO MUCH.
Also, I am currently unwell, and making no sense because I'm doped up on cold meds. So.