St. Paddy's Day drunkenness
So I suppose I did the LJ-equivalent of Drunk Dialing. Slightly embarassing to be sure, but oh so worth it.
So I went to this St. Patrick's day party at a friend of a friend's. Apparently she does this every year and there's a different theme. This year it was Pimps and Hos. The funny part is that I don't think there was a single straight man there, so really, everyone was a ho. I don't think the amusement of this was lost on anybody, as soon after people arrived, the herb and alcohol was passed around and it basically turned into a big meat market. I don't drink terribly often, so my tolerance is pretty low. I ended up talking to this one cute girl with nearly a buzzcut and bleached tips who lived in the same apartment complex as the party host. She looked to be at least part Asian, she had the most gorgeous skin I've ever seen- a rich olivey-tan, high cheekbones, and eyes that conveyed nothing but mischief. I ended up really tipsy and slightly stoned, she ended up pretty stoned and only slightly tipsy. She was the one who was in charge tonight, I really was just along for the ride.
After she figured I'd been plied enough (as if she really had to try...) she pulled my stumbling slightly incoherent self back to her apartment. I remember being guided into her bedroom, tossed on the bed, and then her (massive!) collection of sex toys getting tossed onto the bed next to me. I remember her removing her clothes and then mine and immediately starting to eat me out. No kissing, no preliminary fondling or rubbing, straight to the cunnilingus. After a bit of this she worked her tongue down and started licking from my ass all the way up to my clit, which turned me on incredibly. From the pile of latex, plastic, metal, and who knows what else she pulled out a small butt plug and slowly worked it into me. She then began working on my pussy again, and I orgasmed a few times with this. I might have said something to the effect of, "Oh god fuck me," but who knows what it came out sounding like. She pulled out a dildo and started working me with it and rubbing my clit with extreme skill. Soon before I climaxed, she took the dildo out and stared working me with he fingers and licking my clit. It was here that things get hazy. At some point, i remember her fisting me, I remember her putting in a bigger butt plug, and not much after that. I do remember squirting a massive orgasm all over the place, but I don't know what was in me or what was happening. She went into the kitchen for a drink, and I crawled over to her laptop and posted. Then we both passed out.
I was pretty well used-looking (and feeling) the next morning, so we just hung out at her place, ate some french toast, and lounged.
I WILL be calling this girl again, hoo yeah. She claims that she likes boys too, so this might prove to be verrry interesting.
Hope you all had a good time as well.
So I went to this St. Patrick's day party at a friend of a friend's. Apparently she does this every year and there's a different theme. This year it was Pimps and Hos. The funny part is that I don't think there was a single straight man there, so really, everyone was a ho. I don't think the amusement of this was lost on anybody, as soon after people arrived, the herb and alcohol was passed around and it basically turned into a big meat market. I don't drink terribly often, so my tolerance is pretty low. I ended up talking to this one cute girl with nearly a buzzcut and bleached tips who lived in the same apartment complex as the party host. She looked to be at least part Asian, she had the most gorgeous skin I've ever seen- a rich olivey-tan, high cheekbones, and eyes that conveyed nothing but mischief. I ended up really tipsy and slightly stoned, she ended up pretty stoned and only slightly tipsy. She was the one who was in charge tonight, I really was just along for the ride.
After she figured I'd been plied enough (as if she really had to try...) she pulled my stumbling slightly incoherent self back to her apartment. I remember being guided into her bedroom, tossed on the bed, and then her (massive!) collection of sex toys getting tossed onto the bed next to me. I remember her removing her clothes and then mine and immediately starting to eat me out. No kissing, no preliminary fondling or rubbing, straight to the cunnilingus. After a bit of this she worked her tongue down and started licking from my ass all the way up to my clit, which turned me on incredibly. From the pile of latex, plastic, metal, and who knows what else she pulled out a small butt plug and slowly worked it into me. She then began working on my pussy again, and I orgasmed a few times with this. I might have said something to the effect of, "Oh god fuck me," but who knows what it came out sounding like. She pulled out a dildo and started working me with it and rubbing my clit with extreme skill. Soon before I climaxed, she took the dildo out and stared working me with he fingers and licking my clit. It was here that things get hazy. At some point, i remember her fisting me, I remember her putting in a bigger butt plug, and not much after that. I do remember squirting a massive orgasm all over the place, but I don't know what was in me or what was happening. She went into the kitchen for a drink, and I crawled over to her laptop and posted. Then we both passed out.
I was pretty well used-looking (and feeling) the next morning, so we just hung out at her place, ate some french toast, and lounged.
I WILL be calling this girl again, hoo yeah. She claims that she likes boys too, so this might prove to be verrry interesting.
Hope you all had a good time as well.