74. If you wouldn't be caught
TEN things you would do if you knew you wouldn't be caught.
1. Put whoopie cushions in the High Council's chamber. (Imported from Earth of course).
2. Send the Brigadier and Benton off on a blind date...with each other.
3. Shave off the Master's beard.
4. Escape from exile on Earth.
5. Introduce Jo to early twenty-first century Earth fashion and see what she made of it.
6. Kidnap Liz and bring her back to UNIT to work as my partner.
7. Filch various bottles from the Brigadier's wine cellar...he doesn't appreciate it properly.
8. Check up on Susan (if I wasn't afraid of being followed by the CIA).
9. Appear in a West End musical. Though some of my favourites haven't been written yet.
10. Not post this list.
The Third Doctor
Doctor Who
1. Put whoopie cushions in the High Council's chamber. (Imported from Earth of course).
2. Send the Brigadier and Benton off on a blind date...with each other.
3. Shave off the Master's beard.
4. Escape from exile on Earth.
5. Introduce Jo to early twenty-first century Earth fashion and see what she made of it.
6. Kidnap Liz and bring her back to UNIT to work as my partner.
7. Filch various bottles from the Brigadier's wine cellar...he doesn't appreciate it properly.
8. Check up on Susan (if I wasn't afraid of being followed by the CIA).
9. Appear in a West End musical. Though some of my favourites haven't been written yet.
10. Not post this list.
The Third Doctor
Doctor Who