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So, the job searching is going really slow; I can't find anything that I like or that I am remotely interested in, or I don't have the experience for the jobs that are offered in the line of work that I am looking for. I applied to 3 different places, one I just applied to on Tuesday so if I don't hear anything within a week then I'll know I didn't get the job, the other two I applied to like 2 almost 3 weeks and haven't heard anything back from them, so, obviously, I'm not getting a job with them.
I'm planning on applying to corrections, even if they don't have a position open, nothing wrong with getting your resume out there, right folks?
But yea, things are going slow, real slow in that aspect of my life. But I'm sure I'll eventually find something, it's just gonna take some time, especially in this economic crisis we are going!
Anyways, my weekend wasn't too bad. Went out with Ashley and Angela. It was pretty fun, we went to Kelseys for dinner and then to Club Regent in which we hung out at the Jaguar Club and listened to an 80s cover band and of course we did a little gambling. On Saturday I worked out at the gym with Keri, then just chilled all day. Sunday worked out by myself at the gym and chilled all day. So far over the last month I've managed to lose 2 pounds, which I'm quite happy about, I know it's not alot of weight but considering the amount of food I can ingest it's quite amazing that I lost weight at all!
But that's all I really had to say, so here are some jokes I found in Maxim Magazine. Hopefully this will give you a good start to the day everyone!!!
Joke #1:
Two horny college freshmen are wandering around campus when they come across a dog licking his balls. "Man I wish I could do that," says the first guy. The second freshman replies, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"
Joke #2:
A man dies and goes to hell, and Satan asks, "Do you like to drink?"
"Sure," says the man. "Well, you'll love Thursdays," says Satan. "All we do is drink beer, whiskey, vodka -everything. And you're dead, so no hangover!"
"Sweet!" says the man. "Do you like drugs?" asks Satan. "Because it's the same deal on Friday - all the drugs you can take!"
"Awesome!" says the man. "There has to be a catch to this."
"Not at all," says Satan. "You're gay, right?"
"No," says the man. "Oh, well, then Saturdays are going to be a little rough!"
Joke#3:
A woman asks her husband, "Do you love me only because my father died and left me a fortune?"
"Of course not," he says. "I'd love you no matter who left you the money."
Joke#4:
A guy storms up to his wife and announces, "You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and afterward we'll have the kind of weird sex I've always wanted. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife stares back at him and replies, "The fucking funeral director."
Joke#5:
A cabbie picks up a nun and, after driving for a while, turns around and says, "You know, sister, I've always dreamed about kissing a nun. May I kiss you?" The nun says, "If you're Catholic."
"Well, as a matter of fact, I am!" says the cabbie. So the nun gives him the best kiss he's ever had. But then the guilt-ridden cabbie confesses that he's not really Catholic. "It's OK," the nun replies. "My name's Kevin, and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
Joke#6:
Q: What did the doe say when she walked out of the woods?
A: "I'll never do that again for two bucks."
Joke#7:
Q: What's the definition of embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first.
Joke#8:
Q: Why don't Ken and Barbie have kids?
A: Because Ken comes in a different box.
Joke#9:
A man walks into an incredibly hot lady urologist's office to get a problem checked out. "You have to stop masturbating," she advises. "Why?" the man asks. "Because I'm trying to examine you."