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Ok, so I'm going to see my doctor this afternoon. That's right, I'm once again joining the legions of you doctor-going fools and hitting the clinic for some hot one-on-one diagnosis/treatment action. 'Cause my throat is just hurting the unholy living shit out of me. Maybe it'd help if I stopped smoking for a while, but fuck that. I didn't take a break from smoking when I had meningococcal, and god help me if I'm gonna take one now.
In other news, for those of you who have recently murdered someone, or are thinking of committing suicide, or simply have a nasty, unsanitary corpse or blood-spattered room to deal with, don't risk trying to clean it up yourself. Formula 409 does not deal with arterial spray well at all, and ammonia may render blood un-identifiable by the authorities (future murderers take note), but it don't do shit for cleaning purposes. Yes, when your next gruesome cleanup job arrives, get the pros at Bio-Cleaning Services.
Thanks, Lowtax.
In other news, for those of you who have recently murdered someone, or are thinking of committing suicide, or simply have a nasty, unsanitary corpse or blood-spattered room to deal with, don't risk trying to clean it up yourself. Formula 409 does not deal with arterial spray well at all, and ammonia may render blood un-identifiable by the authorities (future murderers take note), but it don't do shit for cleaning purposes. Yes, when your next gruesome cleanup job arrives, get the pros at Bio-Cleaning Services.
Thanks, Lowtax.