USA USA USA!
Joey Chestnut kicked Kobayashi's ass. Hard. And set a new world record. HELL YEAH. USA USA USA!
Although maybe I should move to Costa Rica,
the happiest nation on Earth. Must be the exhibitionist thrill of those kinky little monkeys watching you do it.
In other news, I have definitely found
the bottom of the Star Trek t-shirt barrel. I have the sense of humor of a particularly immature 12 year old boy, so I did giggle a bit, but this site also has a Borat T-shirt that uses SCRIPTINA as its font. SCRIPTINA. YIKES. What is wrong with some people's children?