Only in my surreal world...

[velochelonian]

A squirrel got into the house somehow. It's my mom's house, and it's old, cluttered and in bad repair. I had no idea how it had gotten in, so I had no idea how to get it back out.

So what did I do?

I grabbed an ornamental samurai sword, and I chased it around the upstairs and killed it.

With a sword. I just killed a squirrel with a sword.

Yeah, it was weirdly funny.