Hyung, stop whoring!
Title : Hyung, stop whoring!
Author : velfatish
Disclaimer : do not own these boys but every single mistake such as grammar and spelling in this story is mine.
Images are from fuckyeahhyungwhore, fuckyeahleetaemin, fuckyeahkey, fuckyeahkyumin, fuckyeahsuperjunior, and fuckyeahshineefaces on tumblr
Rating : G
Pairing : 2min, Jongkey, EunHae, MinhoChangmin, MinhoHae/Hyuk/Min/Shindong/Leeteuk/Siwon/Kyu, MinhoKhun, etcetc
Genre : crack
Summary : Taemin isn’t happy with Minho’s whoring.
A/N : I can’t help but make this after seeing Minho whoring pictures from Dream Team. Image heavy.
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"..."
"Taemin ah, what's wrong?"
"You should know, hyung..."
"Mind telling about what?"
"Don't play dumb, hyung..."
"Mm, i really don't know."
"i remember
this,
this,
and this too,
you said that was the best episode of Dream Team but those are lies, right hyung?”
“what makes you think so, Taemin ah?”
“don’t fuck with me, hyung, I know your best episode
is in this,
this,
and this,
this too,
and of course this,
don't forget this one, hyung,
there's still with Kyuhyun hyung,
and with Shindong hyung,
but the best hyung,
is this one, right, hyung?"
"..."
"OH FUCK, MINHO, YOU’RE BUSTED, YOU SHOULD FUCK A CHICKEN!!”"
"Shut up, Jinki."
“OK, BRB FUCKING MY CHICKEN!!”
"Now, hyung, don't you remember,
that Donghae hyung and Eunhyuk hyung own each other
they’re married,
and have had sex countless time, right?”
"“Yes, Taemin ah, I do.”
"“so why you…
did this to Donghae hyung?
Can’t you see how he’s feeling
uncomfortable when you do it?”
"..."
“Not only that, Hyung,
I heard that you told Leeteuk hyung that you want to,
join Super Junior.”
“But Taemin ah, Jonghyun hyung was there too!”
“Suck your sorry excuse of a dick, Hyung,
you told me that you love me on DC in front of Key hyung nonetheless
that too, was a lie, right, hyung?”
“No, Taemin ah, you’re wrong!”
“Shut your fucking trap up, Hyung,
I was there but you hugged Eunhyuk hyung,
I was there but you cling on Changmin hyung,
even on Jonghyun, hyung…”
"..."
“I’ve told
Key hyung,
and Sungmin Hyung said he’s going to rip your balls”
“Tae, Taemin ah, please, I love you”
“Hyung, I wear no earphone.”
“Tae-Taemin ah, Taemin ah?”
“Minho,”
“Yes, Hyung?”
“MY JJONGIE,YOU’VE BEEN COCK-BLOCKING US SINCE SISHUS KNOW WHEN AND NOW YOU, YOU, HOW DARE YOU, PREPAARE TO DDDDIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!1!!!!ONE!!!@!11!!”
“OOOH, UUUNFF, MMM, YEAH, CHICKEN, TASTE MY DUBULGE, CHICCKEEEEEN!!!!”
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Sorry, the ending sucks, I don’t know how to end a story well. I love Dubu and I have to insert him here, DubuChicken is OTP!!!
Author : velfatish
Disclaimer : do not own these boys but every single mistake such as grammar and spelling in this story is mine.
Images are from fuckyeahhyungwhore, fuckyeahleetaemin, fuckyeahkey, fuckyeahkyumin, fuckyeahsuperjunior, and fuckyeahshineefaces on tumblr
Rating : G
Pairing : 2min, Jongkey, EunHae, MinhoChangmin, MinhoHae/Hyuk/Min/Shindong/Leeteuk/Siwon/Kyu, MinhoKhun, etcetc
Genre : crack
Summary : Taemin isn’t happy with Minho’s whoring.
A/N : I can’t help but make this after seeing Minho whoring pictures from Dream Team. Image heavy.
- - -
"..."
"Taemin ah, what's wrong?"
"You should know, hyung..."
"Mind telling about what?"
"Don't play dumb, hyung..."
"Mm, i really don't know."
"i remember
this,
this,
and this too,
you said that was the best episode of Dream Team but those are lies, right hyung?”
“what makes you think so, Taemin ah?”
“don’t fuck with me, hyung, I know your best episode
is in this,
this,
and this,
this too,
and of course this,
don't forget this one, hyung,
there's still with Kyuhyun hyung,
and with Shindong hyung,
but the best hyung,
is this one, right, hyung?"
"..."
"OH FUCK, MINHO, YOU’RE BUSTED, YOU SHOULD FUCK A CHICKEN!!”"
"Shut up, Jinki."
“OK, BRB FUCKING MY CHICKEN!!”
"Now, hyung, don't you remember,
that Donghae hyung and Eunhyuk hyung own each other
they’re married,
and have had sex countless time, right?”
"“Yes, Taemin ah, I do.”
"“so why you…
did this to Donghae hyung?
Can’t you see how he’s feeling
uncomfortable when you do it?”
"..."
“Not only that, Hyung,
I heard that you told Leeteuk hyung that you want to,
join Super Junior.”
“But Taemin ah, Jonghyun hyung was there too!”
“Suck your sorry excuse of a dick, Hyung,
you told me that you love me on DC in front of Key hyung nonetheless
that too, was a lie, right, hyung?”
“No, Taemin ah, you’re wrong!”
“Shut your fucking trap up, Hyung,
I was there but you hugged Eunhyuk hyung,
I was there but you cling on Changmin hyung,
even on Jonghyun, hyung…”
"..."
“I’ve told
Key hyung,
and Sungmin Hyung said he’s going to rip your balls”
“Tae, Taemin ah, please, I love you”
“Hyung, I wear no earphone.”
“Tae-Taemin ah, Taemin ah?”
“Minho,”
“Yes, Hyung?”
“MY JJONGIE,YOU’VE BEEN COCK-BLOCKING US SINCE SISHUS KNOW WHEN AND NOW YOU, YOU, HOW DARE YOU, PREPAARE TO DDDDIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!1!!!!ONE!!!@!11!!”
“OOOH, UUUNFF, MMM, YEAH, CHICKEN, TASTE MY DUBULGE, CHICCKEEEEEN!!!!”
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Sorry, the ending sucks, I don’t know how to end a story well. I love Dubu and I have to insert him here, DubuChicken is OTP!!!