Its the end of the quarter
Its been a while since I posted quote, I know, and I'm sorry. I got caught up in work and pigeons and things and neglected my quote duties. So here's everything from this quarter (except tomorrow...)
PSYC 120/121 (aka my Behaviorism and Pigeon Class):
Art Kennelly or Steve Meyer: "I love it when chalk dust gets in my eyes - feels soooo gooooood"
"This is a slut pigeon, this pigeon will peck any light"
"Your pigeon came in on the short bus"
"All of the a-both"
"Rats, cats and Kuos (pronounced like "cows")"
"Dey all baybays"
"Main Mofo What's In Charge - MFWIC (miffwick)"
On pigeon constellations: "Maybe they have the God-Pigeon over here and the Maltese Falcon over there"
"Let's move on from racism..."
"choosen"
Jewel: "Five minutes might be forever in Pigeonland"
PSYC 124 (Clinical):
Brown: "You can text to a dumb phone"
Guest Speaker Dr. Madsen: "I did wear a suit today for instant credibility"
PSYC 188 (Impulse Control Disorders):
Koob: "You guys are reasonably passive most of the time"
"They have all the rude magazines with "Obama is born ... from a goat" or something"
"Who's that guy with the blond hair and the funny nose? Yeah, Owen Wilson. I like him."
"We'll get through as much Nicotine as we have time for."
"double-duh"
"Go ahead and bet on the Superbowl. I give you permission."
"You're going to hear a lot of pathology, and you dont have it...probably"
Reading: "They may engage in what they call 'virtual adultery' ... That's pretty cool"
"That's what teenagers are for: they beep"
PSYC 120/121 (aka my Behaviorism and Pigeon Class):
Art Kennelly or Steve Meyer: "I love it when chalk dust gets in my eyes - feels soooo gooooood"
"This is a slut pigeon, this pigeon will peck any light"
"Your pigeon came in on the short bus"
"All of the a-both"
"Rats, cats and Kuos (pronounced like "cows")"
"Dey all baybays"
"Main Mofo What's In Charge - MFWIC (miffwick)"
On pigeon constellations: "Maybe they have the God-Pigeon over here and the Maltese Falcon over there"
"Let's move on from racism..."
"choosen"
Jewel: "Five minutes might be forever in Pigeonland"
PSYC 124 (Clinical):
Brown: "You can text to a dumb phone"
Guest Speaker Dr. Madsen: "I did wear a suit today for instant credibility"
PSYC 188 (Impulse Control Disorders):
Koob: "You guys are reasonably passive most of the time"
"They have all the rude magazines with "Obama is born ... from a goat" or something"
"Who's that guy with the blond hair and the funny nose? Yeah, Owen Wilson. I like him."
"We'll get through as much Nicotine as we have time for."
"double-duh"
"Go ahead and bet on the Superbowl. I give you permission."
"You're going to hear a lot of pathology, and you dont have it...probably"
Reading: "They may engage in what they call 'virtual adultery' ... That's pretty cool"
"That's what teenagers are for: they beep"