I dont want lunch yet so I guess its time for:
QUOTES!!!!
This is the first quotation session of my final year as an undergraduate. I hope you are all appropriately honored.
VIS 1 (2-D Art Practices)
Professor Ortiz-Torres: "It's unclear if they are sculptures or paintings or what-the-hell."
"It turns out not all Mexicans wear sombreros."
"For some reason, I don't know why, students are purple impaired."
"It doesn't look like a sculpture. It looks like a house."
"Have you seen that movie? 2001: A Space Oddity?"
CAT 125 (Sixth Practicum Writing)
Professor Hineline: "Put your Alanis Morissette records away; that's not irony."
"Some of your selves wouldn't even be in the same room as some of you other selves, if given the option."
Girl in class: (talking about a steak) "That's gross. Its like a baby!"
TA Nathan: "Wow, he's ready to parachue out of this class!"
"He calls it the nut-graph and that makes me think of a medical procedure that makes me uncomfortable."
"You can come in every week and be like this *angry face* and turn in a pizza box and you'll get a D."
PSYC 145 (Psychology of Language)
Professor Callahan: "He (Tim Rickard, a researcher at UCSD) rescues them (starlings) from the airport, I believe, where they are going to get eaten by planes."
PSYC 155 (Social Psychology of Medicine)
Professor Kulik: "Let me unplug this before I kill myself again."
"The medula is the the center; its like the chewy chocolate center."
"No eraser. Boy, they are really cutting back."
"What do others do? They nag you. I mean, I'm married, so you know what I'm thinking."
"The problem for women is that they typically don't marry women."
surprisingly, my Latin Professor Wirshbo has yet to provide anything quotable... sad times.
This is the first quotation session of my final year as an undergraduate. I hope you are all appropriately honored.
VIS 1 (2-D Art Practices)
Professor Ortiz-Torres: "It's unclear if they are sculptures or paintings or what-the-hell."
"It turns out not all Mexicans wear sombreros."
"For some reason, I don't know why, students are purple impaired."
"It doesn't look like a sculpture. It looks like a house."
"Have you seen that movie? 2001: A Space Oddity?"
CAT 125 (Sixth Practicum Writing)
Professor Hineline: "Put your Alanis Morissette records away; that's not irony."
"Some of your selves wouldn't even be in the same room as some of you other selves, if given the option."
Girl in class: (talking about a steak) "That's gross. Its like a baby!"
TA Nathan: "Wow, he's ready to parachue out of this class!"
"He calls it the nut-graph and that makes me think of a medical procedure that makes me uncomfortable."
"You can come in every week and be like this *angry face* and turn in a pizza box and you'll get a D."
PSYC 145 (Psychology of Language)
Professor Callahan: "He (Tim Rickard, a researcher at UCSD) rescues them (starlings) from the airport, I believe, where they are going to get eaten by planes."
PSYC 155 (Social Psychology of Medicine)
Professor Kulik: "Let me unplug this before I kill myself again."
"The medula is the the center; its like the chewy chocolate center."
"No eraser. Boy, they are really cutting back."
"What do others do? They nag you. I mean, I'm married, so you know what I'm thinking."
"The problem for women is that they typically don't marry women."
surprisingly, my Latin Professor Wirshbo has yet to provide anything quotable... sad times.