in the style of sanny.....
dear drunk boys in my living room,
it is one thing to disturb me with your loud drunkenness on a Friday night, but an entirely different matter on Saturday afternooon at just 2:30.
please, if you must not be sober for even a few hours, go to the park or something.
i can only take so much stupidity in one weekend.
dear twelve year old couple who seem to live in the mall,
please, please, please refrain from making out on the bench RIGHT in front of my store.
you can leave, i unfortunately can not.
i understand that you are young and want to express that love as often as possible, but come on now, find a more private spot.
and finally,
dear annoying children who live next door,
please stop your shreiking right outside my window.
i know it is a beautiful day outside, that is why my window is open in the first place.
you should just join my drunk roommates in the park.
and to think someone just called me bitter
:)
it is one thing to disturb me with your loud drunkenness on a Friday night, but an entirely different matter on Saturday afternooon at just 2:30.
please, if you must not be sober for even a few hours, go to the park or something.
i can only take so much stupidity in one weekend.
dear twelve year old couple who seem to live in the mall,
please, please, please refrain from making out on the bench RIGHT in front of my store.
you can leave, i unfortunately can not.
i understand that you are young and want to express that love as often as possible, but come on now, find a more private spot.
and finally,
dear annoying children who live next door,
please stop your shreiking right outside my window.
i know it is a beautiful day outside, that is why my window is open in the first place.
you should just join my drunk roommates in the park.
and to think someone just called me bitter
:)