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edgiko February 27 2009, 21:15:02 UTC
First off, why would you trust a male on female masturbation techinques? Unless he's a FTM, he's not going to be a good source as he has never had a vagina.

Second: No its not vegan. Veganism is living a life without eating and using animal/animal byproducts as well as stuff that's tested on animals. Using a chicken breast is clearly not vegan under those standards.

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eidna February 27 2009, 21:17:21 UTC
I'm pretty sure the OP is a male

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edgiko February 27 2009, 21:18:33 UTC
Err..misread simulate as stimulate. That happens with me.

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ppunkgoddess February 27 2009, 21:27:01 UTC
i read that that way first off too. Then i realised.

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awesomlytwisted February 27 2009, 21:44:44 UTC
Me too

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stone_in_focus February 27 2009, 21:17:43 UTC
What? I am a male. This is a male masturbation technique.

I guess I can see your point about the "use" of animal products. But I did not "eat" the piece of meat.

I also didn't contributed monetarily (any extra) to the company who produced the chicken, as the product was already purchased for the dogs.

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ehhhhnotreally February 27 2009, 21:19:52 UTC
But not "eating" doesn't mean it's vegan--vegans avoid using shampoo, soap, and other things that contain animal products, even if they're not edible.

And I think that the excuse of not contributing monetarily is a cop out--you justify buying meat because it's for your dogs, but when you use it for yourself it becomes unjustifiable as a vegan.

QED.

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stone_in_focus February 27 2009, 21:23:02 UTC
The notion of "use" is really vague.

I liken this to taking a ride in a friend's car which has leather seats. I didn't buy the car myself, I am just sitting on his leather seats.

Its only a matter of a physical contact. Is physical contact with an animal product wrong?

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edgiko February 27 2009, 21:25:19 UTC
That's your friend's car, not your own. Therefore something you can't help it. You can help not jacking off into a chicken breast by using another method of masturbation.

Also, you masturbated on dead corpse. That's just not "kosher" by any standards. Not only that, you fed the chicken to your dog. That's not showing respect towards your dog either.

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ehhhhnotreally February 27 2009, 21:31:43 UTC
lol at your and your entire situation. If you liken knowingly picking up a piece of a dead animal and then placing your DICK in it for sexual satisfaction to SITTING ON SOMEONE ELSE'S LEATHER SEAT then you have a very skewed view of what vegan means, by any standards.

Have a good "vegan" life.

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rot_ko February 27 2009, 21:39:19 UTC
I guess it depends on the physical contact... would you do that to a whole dead chicken? it is the same thing actually.

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edgiko February 27 2009, 21:21:20 UTC
I read simulate as stimulate. That happens, I'm sure you understand.

That being said, you don't also eat fur but you're not suppose to wear it as a vegan because that's using an animal product. Using an animal product for the same thing as a fleshlight constitutes as..using an animal product I don't use an chicken bone as a dildo. There's no ifs or and's about it.

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cannibalcountry March 2 2009, 22:52:51 UTC
but you are considering a peice of flesh that was once an animal a sexual object and that is wrong on so many levels, many levels that have NOTHING to do with veganism...

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ehhhhnotreally February 27 2009, 21:17:57 UTC
I think it's a guy using a chicken breast in place of a vagina to put his dick in. A la pie from that movie.

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edgiko February 27 2009, 21:22:26 UTC
I read simulate as stimulate..but you probably already read that.

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ehhhhnotreally February 27 2009, 21:31:56 UTC
Gotcha :)

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