Who threw that ham at me?

Aug 20, 2015 22:38

I was in a grocery store and the cashier was packing up my stuff and managed to knock a package of sliced ham onto the floor so it bounced on its corner. (Vacuum-sealed, not, like, loose ham in a bag.) I watched it fly and burst into amazed laughter, and couldn't stop. The poor cashier had one of those the customer is always right, I am always wrong faces on, and as I tried to say, "Oh, that was awesome!" between the giggles that face slowly melted and she said, "Your reaction was the awesome part."

Apparently not many people laugh at watching ham bounce. I left the store still chuckling, ham not any the worse for wear.

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