Trapped - UruhaxAoixUruha
Title : Trapped
Chapters : oneshoot
Author : veechuu
Genre : Crack…. Again O.O
Warnings : Stupidness. Randomness. Narcist-ness. Be ware a dog (huh?) just kidding xD and! Un-beta-ed !
Rating : PG-15
Pairings : UruhaxAoi/AoixUruha
Synopsis : One day, Sakai and the gazette’s members were going on a vacation in snowy mountain (?). In afternoon, Uruha and Aoi were playing ski in the top of mountain. Then scary snow storm came, and they trapped in small shack.
Comments : This is….. so weird… and… stupid XD this fic is for my LOVELY sweetie love kanonkuroii
Disclaimer : I only own the story~ and Ruki *khukhukhu* kidding xD I don’t own them ;’33
“How did this happen? The weather forecast said that today’s weather was totally fine. Lovely.” Uruha grumbled as he put down his ski equipment.
“Well~ it’s all because of climate change.”
“What’s the connection between climate change and weather forecast error?”
“Because of climate change, it becomes much more difficult to predict weather on earth…. Don’t you know it?”
“No, I don’t. Why should I know that stuff?”
“Because, you breathe and live on earth, dumbass!”
“Heeeeyyy~”
“Oh shut up! We need to keep up our energy until the storm is over.”
“SURE! I don’t want to talk to you neither way!” Uruha shouted.
I saw him pouted his ducky lips and sat in the floor hardly. I sighed. Sometime, he was really childish. Very very childish.
“Hey there.”
He didn’t answer me. He turned out his face to other direction.
“Uru-chan~”
He still pouted, but there was annoyed aura around him. He hated ‘uru-chan’ so damn much.
“Kou-chii, are you angry?” My grin grew bigger, I loved teasing him~
“Oh~ Aoi-chuu is so sad, Uru-chan doesn’t answer his question~” Mwahahahahahaha he made an unforgettable expression now.
“Uru-“
“Can I punch you?”
I grinned again. “Ehh? Uru-CHAN wants to punch Aoi-chii?”
He opened his mouth and knitted his eyebrows in the same time. “Pedophilia.”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.”
“Ha.Ha.Ha. I think I just heard the laugh of Mr.Pedo.”
“What? Uru-chan doesn’t like it?”
“Right. I’m out of this house. Snow is better than you.” He said as he stood up and made his first step. I hold his hand.
“Hey~ Don’t be mad. I’m kidding, you know? You’re just amazing Uru~”
“Hmm….”
“Do I need to pinch you n*pple to get you attention??” I grinned again.
“WHAT?” He released his hand from me and covered his chest with his hand. “STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM ME! MR. PEDO AND PERV!” He took a giant three step back from my direction.
“Eh? Do I say something wrong?”
“………….. Just, stay the hell away from my pretty pink n*pples! “
“Wow. You said it. It’s pink?”
“FIVE METERS!!! You get it? FIVE METERS!”
“But…. This shack is just about 6 meters…. I need source of warmth….”
“…………………………………. None of my business!!!!!”
I rubbed my palm again. Oh damn, it was so cold and I felt sick. There was no blanket here….. and Uruha was completely angry. Um…. I think my joke was too much from him… Maybe…. But come on~ =3= It wasn’t THAT dirty, was it??? I was.. just… Eh… okay… that was so gay…
Huff…. Did you think he was a good source of warm? He didn’t have much fat. His body was so slender, his arm was thin and his thigh was………. Okay, we shouldn’t be talking about his thigh…
I rolled my eyes and tried to find other object to observe but his body.
Failed.
This shack was so small and Uruha’s presence was too bright here. You know, behind that thick piece of cloth, laid a perfect milky smooth white skin.
A pink Barbie’s smoothie skin which made you wanted to….. *cough* rape *cough* him. Just WANT, you know~ Not attempted. I was a good man. A really really handsome kind lovely good man! Oh God, I was so cool~ khukhukhu…
…………
……..…..
……..…..
Uh….. It was just me or it was getting cooler here? I started feeling numb. The rubbing tactics was no work again….
I was so happy when Uruha asked me to go ski with him. But I never expected things would turn like this.
Would I die here?
Suddenly I felt something really cool pressed in my forehead. I look up and saw him placed his palm in my forehead.
“Hot.”
“…………. What about five meters?” I asked as I putted on my ultimate puppy-innocence-eyes jitsu.
“You’re DYING here. Pathetic.” He smirked.
I blinked. I couldn’t believe his word. “What did you say?”
“You are pathetic.” His smirk was growing bigger.
OAO the amazing me he called pathetic!
“YOU!”
“Wait, let me recall what Domyouji Tsukasa said in that fate stormy night to Tsukusi…. It was something like….. Put on… or was it put off? Hmm….”
I wait in silence.
“Hmm….. What was it…”
“Hmm….. It’s really hard to recall….”
“Hmm…. I remember it 5 minutes ago, but now I totally forget it… hmm….”
“Did he say put off your clothes?” I asked.
He pointed his index finger at my face. “THAT’S IT! PUT OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!”
I blinked again in amusement of his reaction.
“Now?”
“Eh… Er….Aa…. I....”
“Uruha…” =w=;;
”Well... Where’s my wallet by the way?” He suddenly pretended searching for his wallet.
“In your bag.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, I stalked you this morning.”
“You did?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay then…”
Then an awkward silence came to us. It was always like this when something WOULD happen to us. D.O.R.K.Y Uruha.
I let an audible sigh escaped from my mouth. I lay down my head in cold floor and rolled my body.
“Good night Uruha. Just pray I WILL survive and still breathe on this earth when the storm ends. If I don’t make it, tell Ruki to STOP shopping for any eye-blinding things. Shiny things, you know what I mean? Also tell him, Reita hates shiny pink bag.”
I waved my hand and closed my eyes.
I felt poked in my nose. I thought it was just a hallucination due to my high fever. But then I know it wasn’t. I opened my eyes.
OH HELL NO!
I closed my eyes again.
It was a perv hallucination.
“Ruki WILL NOT stops shopping for those things. Even if it your last wish. And he WILL makes Reita loves shiny pink bag with all his cuteness. ”
I opened my eyes again. OH GOD! I closed my eyes again.
“Just open you eyes, stupid. I’m in full willing to warm you up.”
I opened my eyes again. HE WAS STILL THERE! A creature (a jinni probably) which had 100% similarity with Uruha-sama! HE WAS NAKED FOR THE GOD SAKE! (He wore boxer.)
“DON’T DISTURB ME! I’m in different world with you!” I closed my eyes again, a REAL Uruha would NOT (NEVER EVER) take off his clothes (even just a T-shirt) in front of his fan (pointed at my self)!!!
“HA?”
“Tell me who are you!”
“I’m Uruha.”
“Lie!”
“It’s Uru… Uruchan… ==;”
“NO!”
“All of my fans know me as duckie-sama.”
“You can’t be him!”
“Aoi is my fan.”
“How… how did you know?” I open my eyes and sit. This jinni was smart.
“Aoi has weird habit. He LIKES to stare at my direction. Recently, he addicted at twitter and calls himself star-san.”
“How did you…”
“Because I’m Uruha!”
“But, you look like stupid sexy man who naked in the middle of snow storm, not to mention he traps in SMALL shack with his friend who is gay and the shack has NO heater system or blanket.”
“I’m not stupid, just, Oh God, should I-ME-MY SELF have to be the ONE who take off your clothes???????”
I tilted my head. “You’re the REAL Uruha? Not a jinni?”
“The REAL Uruha.”
”The hot thigh-kun ?”
”The hot thigh-kun.”
“Really?”
“You know what? It’s easier this way.”
“What way?”
Everything happened so blurry (I had fever, remember?). But all I know was after three minutes silence, I already found my self hugged by him in his thin but surprisingly strong arms. Hell yeah, I had no idea where was my clothes.
I couldn’t manage my self to blushing or what, because I felt like flying. Fever was bad thing for my body.
“Better?”
“Uh-uh.”
“Your temperature is sooo hiighh~ You don’t even recognize me.” I heard him chuckle. “It’s not bad to have something like this in emergency situation, isn’t that right Aoi-chan?”
I didn’t answer his question. Instead, I pulled his body closer and mumbled “You’re really warm.”
Then, I was falling in a deepest warmest sleep I ever had in my entire life.
If you asked me, which way to wake up I hate the most, the answer is, Ruki’s scream. And I experience it an hour ago.
I was in my heavenly sleep with URUHA as my pillow. Then suddenly my heaven was disturbed by the sound of the door being opened. And then….
“REITAAA! I FOUND THEM! THEY ARE NAKED!” Ruki’s screamed as loud as he could.
It was like there was lightning stuck RIGHT above your head. I still remembered, I was dreaming about snow. But the snow wasn’t cool, it was so warm. And Uruha sat beside me in wooden bench. But suddenly…DUAAR
I sat up and my heart felt like jumping from its place due to Ruki’s scream. Uruha also did the same.
“What did you do last night guys?” Ruki asked.
I looked at Uruha. “Eeeee….. Sharing warmth?” Uruha said.
I nodded.
And I thought.
“WE DID?” I said boldly.
“Yeah…. You don’t remember I took off your clothes and-“
“Stop please. I don’t wanna hear the rest.” Reita said. When did Reita arrive?
“Awwww~” Ruki teased. “We should go to this place someday Rei! It looks…. Like a s*x shack.”
I hated Ruki very much. And I just realized that my stupid fever made me lost my opportunity to *cough* rape Uruha *cough*.
“Ruki, let’s go, give them time to put on some proper clothes.” Reita told Ruki.
“Um… Can I take a picture of them?”
“No. Let’s go….”
“Um…”
“Baby…”
“Okay okay~” Ruki pouted and then left us alone.
I was still staring at the door when I heard him whisper in my ear.
“You can go to my shack when we go back to Tokyo.” I knitted my eyebrows(HEY! IT EXISTS! Some says it does NOT exist!).
“To sharing warmth once again, stupid.”
AN : *sighs* I’m sorry for grammatical error ;’3 Do you like it?