Fool’s mate vol.66 (fic) -- ReitaxRuki
Title : Fool’s mate vol.66
Chapters : oneshoot? O.O
Author : veechuu
Genre : BIG FAT CRACK
Warnings : 100% randomness. Un-beta-ed
Rating : PG-13
Pairings : ReitaxRuki
Synopsis : It’s just….normal interview. It’s interesting one for me ^^
Comments : It was SO MUCH FUN to write it XD I hope you like it!
Disclaimer : I will do 100 times rabbit jump if this interview is TRUE. I don’t own them. It’s just FICTION.
Theme interview 1 - LOVE LIFE
What kind a relationship Reita-san and Ruki-san have?
Reita : “We have…. Healthy relationship…. (laughs)
Eh?
Ruki : “True, true, our relationship is healthy!”
Healthy? What kind of ‘healthy’ did you guys mean?
Reita : In every single aspect ne. Ruki’s body is fragile,so-
Ruki : Heeeey~ I’m not!
Reita : You are!! Are you forget about last week when we-
Don’t fight here (laughs). Okay so your relationship is the healthy one. I get it.
Ruki : Don’t doubt it~ Do we look like bdsm couple? I think we’re so cute and lovely as couple, aren’t we??
Reita : You look like masochist.
Ruki : OwO Wh…what? Is it so obvious?
Reita : It is.
Ruki : Well…. (sweats) But of course I don’t like hurting my self, like cutting my own finger or tell someone to slaps my cheek. But…. Sometime I feel like I’m a heavy M (laughs). But, cute me won’t be cute again if I like hurting my self, right?
Reita : Okay, Kawaii-sama. LOL
Hahahahaha you two are really funny! What about Reita-san? Are you M or S?
Reita : None. I don’t like hurt somebody, I want to be gentle with someone I love the most. But I also don’t like being hurt. I guess I’m normal.
THAT normal?
Ruki : No. He’s gay.
Reita : Don’t say it that loud Ruki-san =w=;
Ruki : Hoho Forgive me Reita-san (bows).
Reita : (coughs) Yes, I’m normal. Well.... I was straight before a Chihuahua puppy came to me with his PINK fur, CHUBBY cheek and pouty lips. He was kind a weird.....He was totally got my whole attention.
Ruki : Wait... (Thinking for a while) was that.... me?
Reita : (ignores Ruki) next question please.
Was he Ruki-san?
Reita : I told you, it was Chihuahua puppy with pink fur (laughs).
Okay (writes down in note) Chihuahua with pink fur made Reita turns his orientation.
Reita : Ahahahahahahahaha xD I surrender. It was Ruki. He DID look like that. He’s my Chihuahua.
Ruki : I’m not blushing.
Reita : Awwwww was I just being nice to you? I called you my Chihuahua.
Ruki : I’m not PET! (pouts)
Reita : See? Don’t you want to give him a lover hug when he pouts his lips??
(Nods) May I?
Reita : You can’t. Just me. OK?
(Nods) You go.
Reita : (shakes head) I’ll do it later when no one around (grins).
Ruki : Heeeey~ what’s THAT cunning grin?? I smell something fishy!
Reita : It’s nothing (grins).
Eh, it really looks suspicious Reita-san.
Reita : I love my Chihuahua!
Ruki : (sweats) I’m not blushing.
AN : =w=; hoho I finally posted it. I know it WILL NEVER happen in real life, but you guys DO want it to be happen right? lol Comments are love :D