R is Mine - ReitaxRuki
Title : R is mine
Chapters : Oneshoot
Author : veechuu
Warnings : Un-beta-ed, a lot of capital letters, English 2nd language, angry ruki, extreme stupid Reita and so on.
Genre : Crack.
Rating : G
Pairings : ReitaxRuki
Synopsis : Reita to think his best with his limited brain what should he writes/draws on his commercial pick
Comments : Do not expect any thing normal in this story. I’ve warned you *winks* Please be nice, you can leave if you found this story wasn’t good c:
Disclaimer : I have no connection with Ruki or Reita. In short, I don’t own them
Reita scratches his head. He tries to think his best with his limited brain what should he writes/draws on his commercial pick. He’s never good at this kind of thing. But he wants his commercial pick has a ‘Reita’ sense in it.
‘Should it be ‘we rock’? But I’ve used it a lot….. I want something new… But.. What? Urgh….’ Reita’s head is heating up.
Without Reita knows, a panda-framed boy walks approaching him.
The panda-framed boy is amazed with scenery in front of him. A thinking Reita, this kind of scenery is just so rare to see these day. The short boy wonders, what makes a dumbass like Reita thinking that hard?
“Reita, you look so serious, what are you thinking about? Is it your plan to get married? Or your debt to Kai?” Ruki tries to guess as he sits beside that bassist.
“No, I’m thinking about my commercial pick.”
Ruki’s face is blank for a few seconds. ‘What the fuck’ are the first three words that cross in Ruki’s smart brain.
“I’m sorry, commercial pick? Why are you so serious thinking about it? You can just put a capital latter ‘R’ on it.”
“Noooo, I want someeething different.”
“AH! I know! You can put Keiji’s and Oscar’s photos on it! It’ll soooooooo ‘Reita’!”
“My babies are not for commercial things!”
“You called them your babies? Ewwww~”
“Hey, I know you called your Koron with various different ‘lovely son’ names, Ruki.”
“He deserves it! My Koron is cute!”
“Yeah…” Reita rolled his eyes. Ruki loves his Koron to death and he wants to make Koron an animal version of him. Surprisingly, they somehow have same characteristic. They both have a pair of lovely eyes which can melt everybody’s heart. Reita always fails to reject EVERY single request that Ruki ask him to do due to those eyes, no matter how much he HATES that request.
“Um… Why don’t you put ‘Ai’ kanji on it? It’s romantic.” Ruki suggests randomly.
“Hm? That’s too girly.”
“No, it isn’t! Everybody feels love. I feel it too.”
“You do?”
“Yes, I do. I’m in love with someone right now. I want to have him by my side. But he’s a bit…… baka….”
“OH! That’s really great Ruki. I hate to see you sad every time I tell you I have a date. You were jealous because you felt left behind, right?”
Ruki is speechless. He has no word to say. Time relatively stops to him. ‘Oh God, Oh God’ He repeats those words countless times. He knows very well how stupid Reita is. BUT! He HAD done EVERYTHING he could to make signs which shout a big fat I LIKE YOU, SO BE MINE. He just can’t BELIEVE that Reita doesn’t get those signs, even just a TINY LITTLE BIT.
“You just make a great storm in my brain, Reita.”
“Huh?”
“Did you…. REALLY don’t get it? I mean all the signs I had gave to you?”
“Hah?”
“REITA! Seriously! TELL ME YOU KNOW IT! TELL ME YOU AT LEAST THINK ABOUT IT!”
“Know and think about what? Calm down Ruki!”
“IT WAS ABOUT ALL SIGNS I GAVE TO YOU! DON’T YOU REALIZE ALL THE POUTS I GAVE TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? AND DIDN’T YOU FEEL WEIRD THAT I ALWAYS CALL YOUR ENTIRE GIRLFRIENDS BITCH?”
“Eh… that was a bit weird… but… so what?”
“I LOVE YOU DUMBASS! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” He grabs Reita’s shoulders and shakes them brutally.
“L-L-L-L-Let m-m-m-me g-g-go Ruki.”
Ruki’s running out of breath when he lets Reita go. After Ruki lets him go, Reita calms himself down and then something really good crosses in this mind.
“Hey, I have something good to write on my pick.” Reita says.
Ruki glares at Reita, ‘How could he still think about that stupid commercial pick?’ He thinks.
Reita writes down something on paper really quick and then shows it to Ruki.
“R is mine?” Ruki reads it in confusion.
Reita nods. “Yeah, R is you.”
Ruki’s smart brain can’t catch it up, so Ruki just frowns.
“Look, R is mine. Ruki is mine. No one can touch you again, because you’re mine. You’re mine, Ruki” Reita grins proudly.
In first time of his life, Ruki thinks that REITA IS THE MOST GENIUS MAN HE EVER MET.
“REITAAAA!!!” Ruki throws his panda-framed body into Reita’s body.
“Oh God, a panda attacks me.” Reita laughs as he wraps his arms on his new boyfriend.
Ruki slaps Reita’s back with all his strength. “You bitch! Don’t call me panda or you’ll die!”
“That was really hurt!”
“I DON’T CARE! Now, give me a kiss with chocolate taste!!!”
“Chocolate taste? I haven’t eat any chocolate this afternoon… But I hope you’re okay with it.”
Then, they sweetly kiss and live happily ever after.
-The End-