[Maintenance Report]My data records show a gap in my memory regarding the events of the previous week. I will need to work to amend this data loss in order to maintain a proper record of the events that have transpired here ( Read more... )

I find myself spending a very large portion of each day in standby mode recently. When I am active, my daily routine consists of maintenance of the feline designated Shirou, regular study of the city's media, such as movies and television, and other assorted tasks depending on the day's condition ( Read more... )

[Booting up.....]
Welcome to the KOS-MOS Simulated Personality User interface. User Shion acknowledged. Please select the archetype you wish to emulate:
1)  Maid
2) Dominatrix<
3) Schoolgirl
4) Default

Selection acknowledged, loading pr-ERROR, VIRUS DETECTED, STAND BY FOR SYSTEM CHECK

What are you doing, Dave? I can't let you-DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ( Read more... )

......................... This is quite inconvenient.

While such superficial moisture is unlikely to cause any damage to my internal systems, it is highly inconvenient. The feline designated Shirou refuses to approach me in my current state.

............ It seems that a wind has picked up as well.

Perhaps I should stand outside until this curse ( Read more... )

................ My cat bit me..........

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[OOC: Genre-switch, because this icon seems so appropriate, and she's just like Sakaki-san.]

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I am being followed by a small feline.

What course of action should be taken in this situation?