Let your Freak Flag Fly!

[veazey21]

After reading a Fark thread on scary-looking beauty pageant contestants, I decided to compile my own list, a list which I also commented into outintospace's post that pointed me to said thread, Fred.

So, click and read ...if you dare!
Frankenhair!
Stretch Neckstrong!
"I will kill you in your sleep."
Bionic Gums!
If They Mated...
"My skeleton keeps trying to force its way out!"
Bleached eyeballs!
A he-she!
Daywalker!
"What?  There's a ham over there?"
The winner of the "Moms Who Think They're Young" category
There's too much wrong to just pick one thing
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
This woman does not actually exist in real space
Despite her horrible accident with a taffy-pulling machine, Jessica went on to live a normal life.
Master of the ancient Chinese ninja throwing-eyelashes!
An extra from the Underworld movies
Her face contains its own vanishing point
The  Maltese Dentures!
"Hey, sailor...."
"Negro, please."
Flashback Hair!
"Dude, I have no idea what's goin' on right now."
"Oompa Loompa, doobadie-doo!"
"Don't mess with me.  I'm in a murderin' mood."
A face like a fine leather couch
"My parents traded my soul for tap dancing lessons when I was 3."