( “One does not simply sink a ship” )

Folie à Deux;
Chanyeol/Baekhyun, OT12, various pairings
R
~12,344w

What do you do when your sex life hits a plateau? Cue ten overly helpful friends to the rescue with their plethora of spicy suggestions, and mix in a clueless couple with an insurmountable amount of bad luck - the perfect recipe for hilarity and disaster.

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Pythagorean;
Kai/D.O
R
~8,698w

Looks are not always what they seem, and when an oblivious Jongin is met with an unexpectedly powerful foe, a failed bet turns into a battle of wills - with both contenders determined to win.

( he was the very essence of a stereotypical studious young male, diligent with his studies and well-liked by his peers, uncorrupted by the vices of modern society, the freaking poster boy of the youth of the future )

Murder, they wrote;
OT12; all members
G
~4,703w

EXO's team-building exercise; starring a helpless detective, his side-kicks, and their mission to destroy the formidable forces of evil.

( Let me introduce the game that you are about to play - The Murder Game. )

What Happens in Vegas;
Baekhyun/Lu Han/D.O
G
~4,856w

In which three boys embark on a poorly-planned road trip -- armed with nothing more than a car, a stolen credit card, Lu Han's driving skills, Kyungsoo's sarcasm and Baekhyun's wit.

Lol this is a completely random fic inspired by this and this. There is no particular reason for the use of these ( Read more... )

Euphoria;
Baekhyun/Chanyeol
PG-13
~1,980 words
Warnings: drugs, death

"Just this once. What harm can it be?"

( eu•pho•ri•a [yoo-fawr-ee-uh]n. - a state of intense happiness )