Breaking news: Talis Kimberley maimed in blade incident
The blade concerned was taken down where it stood today, but too late for talis_kimberley fans shocked to discover she was attacked and wounded yesterday in an incident on her "lottie". Local community friends and band members rallied round. One rushed her to hospital, almost reaching the local speed limits. Another living close to the scene, happily let her bleed profusely in his sink. He also offered tea!
talis_kimberley released herself from hospital later that evening. The ring finger on her guitar-fretting left hand sporting a snow-white dolly bandage. talis_kimberley bravely took no pain relief so that she could view and experience the entire operation on her finger by official medical staff. With her usual plucky spirit she described her medical ordeal as they cleaned it up a bit, popped some gunk in and closed it up with six stitches.
This devastating news means that production on talis_kimberley's new album, the hearth and the hive, would be delayed by some days if other people didn't have tracks to lay down too.
Who knew grass could be that sharp? The government has yet to make comment.
talis_kimberley released herself from hospital later that evening. The ring finger on her guitar-fretting left hand sporting a snow-white dolly bandage. talis_kimberley bravely took no pain relief so that she could view and experience the entire operation on her finger by official medical staff. With her usual plucky spirit she described her medical ordeal as they cleaned it up a bit, popped some gunk in and closed it up with six stitches.
This devastating news means that production on talis_kimberley's new album, the hearth and the hive, would be delayed by some days if other people didn't have tracks to lay down too.
Who knew grass could be that sharp? The government has yet to make comment.