Since no less than two people have expressed amazement that I went to see this movie and escaped with my sanity in-tact, and since I have some time to waste while I see if my stomach stops feeling like it's going to rebel against the rest of my body, I figured perhaps I better write a REAL review of it explaining myself ( Read more... )

Edward and Jacob do not make-out in this film.

I say this because there are several moments where you think they're going to. But they don't.

FYI.

Just so no one else is disappointed.

I am quite entertained that in front of New Moon the trailers were mostly romantic dramas/comedies, while this one had at least two horror flicks.

Kate reads aloud geographic descriptions of where the narrator is in The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner and I try to figure out where SMeyer is trying to make it.

I'm thinking SoDo.

Really, though, SMeyer and others: Seattle doesn't have a ghetto. I have this on good authority, from someone who has actually lived in a real ghetto before. Guys ( Read more... )

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