Matthew // 022

[redcloakedthief]

Characters: redcloakedthief and you~
Location: Everywhere~ The thief is using the rooftops, but.
Time: All dayyyy
Style: Whatever you'd like?
Status: Open open open~ Matthew is dropping hats on people, so feel free to mention in the subject line or somewhere if you want a particular hat for your character!

[This is a thief (currently hat-less) who thinks that

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[nippon_ga_yo]

*fjklsdjf oh gosh a hat. And now he is in this fabulous garb, looking quite horror stricken.*

W-who was that ...!?

[redcloakedthief]

[...heh. And he peers over the edge of the roof, bag over one shoulder.]

Wow, these work fast!

It's been awhile, huh, Japan?

[nippon_ga_yo]

Mathew-san ...

*A note of realization. He tries to get the hat off of him but fails miserably. A deep sigh.*

Couldn't our meeting have been more pleasant?

[redcloakedthief]

[...snerk.]

This seems more than pleasant enough! Do you like your hat?

[nippon_ga_yo]

The hat is fine ... *gesturing to his ... um outfit.*

It is the, um, extras that comes with it, I am afraid.

[redcloakedthief]

[A shrug, innocent as can be.]

Sorry, Japan! I had no idea that would happen!

[nippon_ga_yo]

*Only if Japan can get angry. :| But he can't. Because he's Japan.

A sigh. And gives up trying to yank the hat out of his head.*

May I ask why you were spraying hats, Matthew-san?

[redcloakedthief]

Because it's fun!

[He grins cheekily.]

I'm doing it for the common good, really.

[nippon_ga_yo]

The common good you say ...

*Does this look like common good ..? Anyway, his energy seems to have shot down, and his shoulders slump. A sigh.*

For reason, I feel very tired.

[redcloakedthief]

[...that's boring. :|]

Tired, huh? Well, that's a little unexpected!

[nippon_ga_yo]

*... whose fault do you think jfksjflsd UNPLEASANTNESS

Well, he's not much a revenge sort of guy, but he'll teach a lesson if he has to. Grabbing a nearby hat, he moves so quickly for a moment you can't even see his hand. former ninja and the hat, well, it's flowing down and down to the boy's head.*

[redcloakedthief]

[alksndaklsndlas!!!

He can't move away in time and then there is a hat on his head.

What have you done.

He just stares a moment, utterly surprised.]

[nippon_ga_yo]

*Something incredible.

Well, you know what they say. An eye for an eye.*

Now we're even.

[redcloakedthief]

[He feels.

Very.

Feminine.

Ah.

. . .]

...Do...you think this cloak matches this hat?

1/2

[nippon_ga_yo]

2/2

[nippon_ga_yo]

*Well that was not what he had expected. AT ALL.*

M-Matthew-san. Are you doing that on purpose?

* D: *