Matthew // 022

[redcloakedthief]

Characters: redcloakedthief and you~
Location: Everywhere~ The thief is using the rooftops, but.
Time: All dayyyy
Style: Whatever you'd like?
Status: Open open open~ Matthew is dropping hats on people, so feel free to mention in the subject line or somewhere if you want a particular hat for your character!

[This is a thief (currently hat-less) who thinks that

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[royalsheikah]

[ Wait, what is that sound from abov-

Hat to the face. Not her most graceful moment. ]

[redcloakedthief]

[...Snerk.

alksdnasl hahaha.]

Not bad! At least you avoided the worst of the damage.

[royalsheikah]

The worst of the damage?

[ She peels the hat off her face to take a good look at it. ]

[redcloakedthief]

[He peers over the roof and points at the hat.]

That would have been much worse if it'd landed on your head!

[twiceinhabited]

[Would you actually drop a hat on her--Of course you do, Matthew. That certainly startled her.]

[redcloakedthief]

[Yes. Of course he would. Cavalier hat coming your way, Amane!]

[twiceinhabited]

[When it landed on her, she is now dressed like a cavalier.

She looks kind of good, in a weird, ridiculous way.]

What is this?

[redcloakedthief]

[...Huh!]

It suits you, haha!

But I would have thought that obvious. It's a hat.

[sweepered]

[Just. Sitting on a rooftop across from Matthew, milk bottle in one hand, and calling out-]

You look like you're having fun, Red Cloak!

[redcloakedthief]

[...Huff.]

You just can't appreciate an opportunity when it's given.

[sweepered]

Then why don't you put a hat on your head?

[redcloakedthief]

An opportunity to have some fun, not to fall into the curse's clutches. Come on, Ex-Assassin, keep up!

[feelstheaster]

[Dodges]

Too slow, dude.

[redcloakedthief]

[.....

He does not look particularly amused.]

Not bad. I wasn't expecting to hit everyone, anyway. Some people here have reflexes, unlike some others I could name.

[feelstheaster]

But you sound a bit disappointed.

[ a beat ] Try being more appointed.

[redcloakedthief]

I've been appointed. It's not as much fun as it sounds.

[Here's another hat coming your way, kid.]

[nippon_ga_yo]

*fjklsdjf oh gosh a hat. And now he is in this fabulous garb, looking quite horror stricken.*

W-who was that ...!?

[redcloakedthief]

[...heh. And he peers over the edge of the roof, bag over one shoulder.]

Wow, these work fast!

It's been awhile, huh, Japan?

[nippon_ga_yo]

Mathew-san ...

*A note of realization. He tries to get the hat off of him but fails miserably. A deep sigh.*

Couldn't our meeting have been more pleasant?

[redcloakedthief]

[...snerk.]

This seems more than pleasant enough! Do you like your hat?