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003: ACTION! ☆ IN WHICH DENMARK PLAYS THE RODEO WHILE CURSED

Jul 04, 2011 00:37

Characters: Denmark & Norway................& YOU LOT
Location: The Park
Time: Dawn
Style: Prose to start. I will follow.
Status: OPEN LIKE A [insert preferred metaphor or extended Shakespearean analogy ( Read more... )

denmark, !curse: twenty one, norway

Comments 3

fjordsnotfords July 4 2011, 05:19:02 UTC

Norway, himself, had faired much better with the curse. Having spent enough time before figuring out things, he had deduced enough that he still pretty much controlled magic - just a different type than what he was used to. No matter, though. It was something he could deal with easily enough, especially since he had such a lovely distraction.

"You seem to have misspoke, Den. You misplaced 'best' with 'worst.'" As clearly this was his best idea to date. What better way to give back to the lovely people (citizens and foreigners) of Vatheon than give them the chance for a free (my little Nordic) pony ride. "Behave and I may take you to the bar after this whole thing is over." The may part was key there as it wasn't a promise to do so. Also, he purposely only said he'd take him to the bar - not that he'd stay or see to it that he found his way home after. "Lose the cigar and I may braid a few ribbons into your tail. It looks like it could use a bit more."

grandiloquenced July 4 2011, 14:11:43 UTC

He brightens up at the possibility. Though to be honest, he was going to need more than just a couple of pints to wash away this garbage dump of a situation. Maybe 25 should do the trick.

Despite his great desire to keep inhaling that sweet smoke, Denmark realizes it might just be a better choice to let the stick go. With a little puckered spit (he made it as dramatic of a projectile as possible) the cigar shoots over the fencing and into a very unfortunate shrub.

"Fine. Braids. Yeah. But could you not use those ribbons with the...with the shit on them? (He means the decorated ones with oh-so-tasteful glitter, extra polyester, and a plethora of plastic decorations) They itch like crazy."

He's so glad Sweden isn't here to see this. God knows he'll never live it down.

fjordsnotfords July 4 2011, 15:40:12 UTC

What Norway didn't tell him was that he has pictures of the whole thing, just in case he ever needs to share them. Which he will, of course, with Iceland eventually but that's his little secret.

Denmark really should be glad that Norway took the extra time to find the most gaudy ribbons that he could, too, in addition to a few pretty barrettes and coloured hairbands to hold everything together. Digging through the bag he had with him, he pulled out a lovely pink ribbon in the brightest colour that one could ever imagine. "How about this one?" Secretly, he might have one printed like the Norwegian flag, but he was waiting for the right moment to pull that one out.

As an after thought, he finally glanced over to the shrug where the cigar had landed. "If it catches on fire, you're fixing it." Yes, he really did expect pony!Denmark to play firefighter as well.