Saya ● Four

[sweeperesque]

Characters: Saya Minatsuki & ANYONE & EVERYONE
Location: ... some sort of park area.
Time: Afternoon~
Style: Either/or!
Status: OPEN.

[This time slot has officially been designated as INVESTIGATION TIME. And Saya Minatsuki has decided to head this front. Today? We are looking into wildlife. What does this entail?

... basically, Saya's at the park,

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[redcloakedthief]

[JUDGING He is walking along, for once not on the rooftops (gasp!) but on the ground.

Oh hey it's Saya.

So he wanders over, silent as always, to investigate, and when he realizes what she's doing, he grins.]

I didn't know that you're so fond of wildlife.

[sweeperesque]

[She still has to get used to someone being able to sneak up on her. But hey, it's Matthew. No big surprise there.]

You do what you have to if you want to kill time. Figure that this was as good a cause as any.

[redcloakedthief]

The squirrels probably agree.

[He crosses his arms behind his back and considers this.]

It is pretty boring here, when there aren't monsters or flooding or random gender-changing jellyfish.

[sweeperesque]

Don't forget the pigeons. I'm doing them a favor too. Just hope they don't get used to it.

[And at that, she laughs.]

I'd have to agree! But hey, the change of pace is nice every now and then.

[redcloakedthief]

Right, right. How could I forget the pigeons?

[He leans over her shoulder, plucking crumbs from her grasp to scatter for the pigeons behind them.]

That's true. If only life-threatening things happened more often.

[sweeperesque]

I bet you don't look up enough.

[Oh hey, he's helping out. If anything, that makes her happier.]

Well, danger does bring excitement. But when not fearing for my life, I think this is a better way to pass time than theft.

[Hint. Hint.]

[redcloakedthief]

[He laughs at that.]

People don't look up enough.

[Which means that he always does.]

And hey, hey, this way you're losing food, not gaining it.

[sweeperesque]

You're people, last I checked.

[If he turns out to be an android, she swears she's going to chuck these crumbs at him.]

But you're also giving to society, not taking from it.

[redcloakedthief]

Usually, yes.

[LOLOL-- I mean. He laughs.]

The Squirrel Society?

[sweeperesque]

[.... hold onto that Squirrel Society thought-]

If you're an android, tell me now.

[redcloakedthief]

[This look.]

'Android'?

[sweeperesque]

Er...

[Oh yeah, he's from the past. ... supposedly.]

Like a mechanical human.

[redcloakedthief]

[Fffff. He grins cheekily.]

I don't know why you'd think that. No, I'm normal.

[He holds up his hands as if to show that.]

[sweeperesque]

[Hands don't make anything clear, Matthew.]

Well, I don't see how else you can be people sometimes. It seemed like a fair guess.

[redcloakedthief]

Oh, that just depends on who you ask.

[sweeperesque]

Well then I'm asking you. Your turn to explain.

[Wheeee, breadcrumbs.]