001 [ Relic ]

[youexpletive]

Characters:  Mint and vatheon
Location: EVERYWHERE but mostly near the coal
Time: Morning
Style: Either is fine! Starting in Action
Status: Open like MY MOM

[ So Vatheon, you might find yourselves minding your own business, buying groceries or just...going out for a walk on the town. Really, you're probably not doing anything important. You're just enjoying

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[ninthserenade]

[Oh it's a beautiful day in this neighborho--]

[ninthserenade]

[Wait. There's a disturbance in the force. Okay, that's just cheesy, but... What is this and why is does he feel this sense of impending doom?]

[ninthserenade]

[CRACK.

MAYBE THAT FOOT TO THE FACE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.]

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[ninthserenade]

[Today, I was taking a walk down the street when out of nowhere David Hasselhoff on a tire swing a chick flew out and kicked me in the face.

The minute contact is made, Demyx is down like a sack of potatoes.]

E-Eh...

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[youexpletive]

[ Great success!! Now on to phase 2 of her great plan. Yes this is a great plan shhh ]

Did Maya put you up to this? That snake, I bet she did! Ugh, this is the worst. [ Stomping the ground and throwing a mini tantrum? Yep. ]

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[youexpletive]

[ ...Oh wait yea she just kicked that guy. ]

Hey you! Tell me how to get out and maybe I'll go easy on you.

[ninthserenade]

I-I don't know who you're talking about!

[And I can't feel my face!]

[youexpletive]

Oh come on. You've got to have some idea. Or at least know why I'm here.