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THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION OF GENESIS CHAPTER 1 VERSES 1-4:
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form and without Carolyn Parkinson.
Many years later [on September 30th, 1986, to be exact] God said, Let there be Carolyn: and there was Carolyn.
And God saw Carolyn; that she was pretty damn cool: and God divided Carolyn from Mama Parkinson.
And that is how it all began.
Happy birthday Miss Carolyn Parkinson.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form and without Carolyn Parkinson.
Many years later [on September 30th, 1986, to be exact] God said, Let there be Carolyn: and there was Carolyn.
And God saw Carolyn; that she was pretty damn cool: and God divided Carolyn from Mama Parkinson.
And that is how it all began.
Happy birthday Miss Carolyn Parkinson.