Fun times with Ru~

[sos_chorus]

'It is times like this I have to wonder exactly why it is I stay around one Haruhi Suzumiya. I wish I could say it's because I'm shallow enough to think that her good looks are enough to keep me going back day-to-day and an inner masochistic streak is what has me listening to her. But no, that's not it. I might be a teenage boy with a healthy

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[goddanit]

[Turns to look at him, unimpressed]

I told you! We're going to search an abandoned warehouse for ghosts. Not listening to the Brigade leader is a penalty! Now you have to buy me a drink.

[sos_chorus]

[Flat look]

'Seriously, am I that much of a masochist or something?'

I already bought you lunch--and dinner! And where do you expect me to find a machine that sells juice around here?

[goddanit]

It will be part of your punishment to find one.

[sos_chorus]

Can we do this whole "punishment" thing after we find whatever it is we're looking for in here?

'Chances of her listening to that: fifty-fifty.'

[goddanit]

Of course, if we meet a ghost or something like that we'll need to re-energize before our next encounter.

[sos_chorus]

'Well, at least she listens sometimes.'

And what makes you think there's a ghost in here, anyway? Did you hear about an ancient Indian burial ground being built under it or something?

'Never mind the fact we're in JAPAN.'

[goddanit]

Back when there warehouse was in use, there were lots of accidents. Boxes falling, machinery failure, that sort of thing, so rumors started that it was haunted.

[sos_chorus]

Any actual evidence that it's haunted? 'Oh, wait, that's what we're here for....'

[goddanit]

That's what we're there for!

[sos_chorus]

'Called it. Sigh. Why me?'

Fine. Fine. Well, then, oh great leader, how do we even get in? In case you didn't notice, the top of the fence is barbed.

[goddanit]

Let's go find the door. Maybe we can break the lock.

[sos_chorus]

'What? Are you hiding a pair of bolt cutters under that skirt?'

Sure. Why not?

[Can has convenient hole in the chain links? :^D]

[goddanit]

[yesss~]

Hey look, here's a hole in the fence.

[sos_chorus]

'Of course, Haruhi has either the best or the worst luck depending on your point of view. I swear, if we wind up stuck in an alternate reality or something, I'm going to scream at someone!'

[He experimentally pulls it back a bit to check.] It looks large enough for us to get through.

[goddanit]

Go first Kyon! Make sure there aren't any booby traps.

[sos_chorus]

Who would booby trap an old warehouse? [He says as he climbs through the hole and holds it open for her.]