The puppy just ate his first Barbie.  Daughter was not amused.  Matters were made worse by the fact that she's sick with 104.1 fever today and understandably miserable.  She was even less amused when my husband suggested that we could give the Barbie wooden pirate legs to replace the chewed off ones.

"This is not the time for jokes, Daddy!"

Daughter Quote of the Day:

"Mommy, why does the song go... 'On the first day of Christmas my tuna sent to me'...?"

kids=pure unexpected entertainment