Top 10 Reasons To Be Roman Catholic

Dec 01, 2004 17:17


This may begin going around, and may be already... so I'll post it and share it here too!

Top 10 Reasons To Be Roman Catholic

10. It's politically incorrect.
(Annoy the Catholic bashers).

9. You can sing badly, and no one cares.
(9 out of 10 American Catholics are musically impaired).

8. You can impress your friends.
(Tell them you belong to a militant international institution).

7. Your Mother.
(Low cost way to keep her happy).

6. Great Weddings!
(When it comes to the ceremony the Catholic Church is smokin').

5. Great Pope!

4. Saints.
(Talk about friends in high places!).

3. Confession.
(No, it's not fun, but what a deal).

2. Dependability.
(Jesus founded our Church on Peter, the rock, and promised that the gates of hell would not prevail against It).

...and the number one reason to stay Roman Catholic is the awesome gift that no other church can offer...
(Drum Roll)

1. THE EUCHARIST!
"He who eats My Flesh and drinks My Blood has eternal life, and I shall raise him on the last day. For My Flesh is real food and My Blood is real Drink. He who eats My Flesh and drinks My Blood lives in Me and I in him."
-John6:54-56

Speaking of The Eucharist, I may be going to Adoration in a little bit... that would rock! I'll tell Jesus that you all said hello... because I know you want Him to know you love Him.

God bless,
Shane
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