Every phrase you need to know to communicate fluently with an American

[vanishingemily]

Who are you?
I am __________.
What is this?
I don't know.
Where is that?
Over there.
Why?
Because.
How the...?
It depends.
But...?
I'll tell you later.
Please?
Maybe. Some other time.
Could you...?
No.
Are we...?
Yes.
I'm confused.
I know.
Wait--
How long?
As long as it takes.
Until when?
I can't remember.
Why not?
I just can't. Leave me alone.
Fine. Then go away.
You first.
I don't feel like it.
Whatever.
*grunt*
*sigh*
*obscenity*