To Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave kissyourpain a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday viiarcana and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I gave cryingroom a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (305 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
vanish_hime