Adventure Time!
Ah, yes, yes! I just have to tell you guys this story. It’s too funny. I have this super feminine gay buddy, Dylan, who I’ve been friends with for forever. Everyone, and I mean everyone, is always mistaking him for a girl. I think it’s hilarious. (So does he) Well, one of my teachers, a long time ago, heard us talking outside of his classroom. When Dylan left, I heard my teacher mumble to me as we walked in, “I’ve never met a girl named Dylan before.” I tried so hard not to laugh in his face. It was just too funny. I couldn’t even bring myself to correct him. I told Dylan later, and he just died. It was great.
Well, two days ago that same techer came up to me during class. He sort of sidled up next to me and said real quietly, “I just found out that your friend is…”
“A guy?” I chimed in right away.
He was so embarrassed. He got all flustered and asked me, “How long has he been… like that?” I told him he’s always been super girly. It’s actually kind of ridiculous sometimes. If he had been born a girl, he’d be so popular…. I wish I had half of his feminine charm. For a girl, I’m actually kind of androgynous. I guess it’s because I tend to go for function rather than looks, but I’m not very good at making myself girly anyway. I’m lucky enough to have friends who are good at it enough to help me though. Despite my lack of ability with it, however, I do love to put on make-up. But I really hate the feeling of wearing it. Especially eyeliner, it always irritates my eyes really badly. But it’s just so much fun to put on. (eh, I'm babbling)
Dylan is actually on here, his name is loyal2cupcakes, (how gay is that?) but he’s never, ever on. So I wouldn’t bother with his page. Haha.