So about these epic battles.

This fly, you guys. THIS FLY.

I went over to the window earlier to look outside, and RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES was this fly. So I moved my face over a little bit and THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE. And I was like, 'I DON'T WANT YOUR DISEASES IN MY ROOM, GET OUT,' because two guys in my building have staph infections and who knows ( Read more... )

This part of my life is called Waiting For Butter.

No, seriously. I'm not even kidding.

I'm making chocolate chip cookies to send to my dad, because he had an emergency appendectomy on Friday night (that I didn't even know about until Sunday afternoon, when I called to say "HAPPY FATHERS' DAY!" and noticed that he sounded like he was dying). ( Read more... )