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Oh, how I adore chain mail. Particularly those of the 'make a wish and if you send this to five hundred trillion people/close your eyes, stand on your head, and send this to five hundred trillion people/etc., etc., it will come true, omg!' variety.
Did you know? before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want you they want to kiss you, They want to be with you they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is all true not a fake if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!
1) Punctuation is a virtue. Or whatnot.
2) How do they know it's 'all true not a fake i boycott periods and capitalization'?
3) Maybe I don't want to be grabbed. Maybe I'd prefer a bit of decency. Maybe I'm bad with surprises. Maybe I'd like to know what's coming.
4) And I'm not quite sure I want to have 'the face kissed off me', anyway. Seems like it would tend to ruin any future kisses that may occur. What with, you know, the subsequent lack-of-a-mouth issue.
5) Oh, wait, it's an either/or deal. Either I'll be asked out or I'll get the face kissed off me? That doesn't seem very fair. What if I don't want my face kissed off by a stranger? What if I don't want to be asked out by just anyone? What if I want to be asked out and have the face kissed off me? Or neither?!
Or...okay, no, actually, I would like to be asked out. Or possibly kissed, if it's at all possible to save face (har har) at the same time. BUT THE 'JUST ANYONE' BIT STILL APPLIES.
6) If I break this chain, no-one will like or ask me out for five years? Are you kidding? I've got a record of nearly eighteen going here, don't even try.
:D
Did you know? before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want you they want to kiss you, They want to be with you they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is all true not a fake if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!
1) Punctuation is a virtue. Or whatnot.
2) How do they know it's 'all true not a fake i boycott periods and capitalization'?
3) Maybe I don't want to be grabbed. Maybe I'd prefer a bit of decency. Maybe I'm bad with surprises. Maybe I'd like to know what's coming.
4) And I'm not quite sure I want to have 'the face kissed off me', anyway. Seems like it would tend to ruin any future kisses that may occur. What with, you know, the subsequent lack-of-a-mouth issue.
5) Oh, wait, it's an either/or deal. Either I'll be asked out or I'll get the face kissed off me? That doesn't seem very fair. What if I don't want my face kissed off by a stranger? What if I don't want to be asked out by just anyone? What if I want to be asked out and have the face kissed off me? Or neither?!
Or...okay, no, actually, I would like to be asked out. Or possibly kissed, if it's at all possible to save face (har har) at the same time. BUT THE 'JUST ANYONE' BIT STILL APPLIES.
6) If I break this chain, no-one will like or ask me out for five years? Are you kidding? I've got a record of nearly eighteen going here, don't even try.
:D