Horny Bear & Kittens 2/3
Title: Kitty To The Bear
Author: VanillaIcex3
Genre: Romance, fluff?, humor-ish, smut?
Chapters: Oneshot (split into 3? Idk. :) )
Rating: NC-17, PG-13
“CHUNNIE! YOU KILLED HIM!” Jaejoong shrieked when he saw a person with blood flowing out of his nose and his eyes closed. He shuffled to the bear and peered over to the person and poked his nose.
“Oh my god! Oh my god oh my god oh my god.” Yoochun ran to the manager of the café and dragged him over.
“Oh, Yunho. What am I going to do with you.” The manager sighed loudly and unzipped the costume, peeled it off him and threw it on the table. The waiters got ice and water and poured it on Yunho’s head.
“Wh-wha-what the fuck was that!” Yunho growled and shivered from the coldness. He saw Jaejoong right next to him with teary eyes and the blood from his nose started flowing again.
“Mroawr?” Jaejoong blinked in confusion and his tail came to poke Yunho’s arm gently to see if he’s actually alive.
“J-j-j-jaejoong?” Yunho stuttered and raked his eyes over the kitten’s outfit. He shook his head and thinking that Jaejoong would disappear or something.
“H-hi…” Jaejoong spoke softly and couldn’t stop himself from blushing at his rilakkuma husband.
Yoochun swatted out all the sparkly things, pink fluffy clouds and turned off the weird fluffy music around them.
“Joongie! He’s not a Rilakkuma, he’s a person. So get up and work because Sanrio’s going to sue us for not promoting!” Yoochun scolded the blond kitty from having those overly cheesy romantic scenes with a random person inside a Rilakkuma suit.
“Yunho go take a shower, you smell like shit. You’re never going to get your kitten with that bloody, smelling face.” The café manager knew the reason why Yunho was speechless because technically everyone knows his obsession with Jaejoong.
“Can I watch him shower?~” Jaejoong purred and intertwined his small fingers with Yunho’s long ones.
“No you cannot and don’t make my Joongie smell. Gooooo.” Yoochun shooed the tanned tall male to shower with an obvious bulge in his pants.
“Cold shower, cold shower, cold shower, cold shower.” Yunho chanted to himself when all he could think of is Jaejoong touching him all over with those soft feathery hands.
“Oh my god, I shall never wash you hand. Never…” Yunho rubbed his hand against his face and sighed dreamily. He stripped his clothes off and flushed furiously at his angry hard on.
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“Whyyy? He’s my fiancé now!” Jaejoong grumbled and wanted to kick Yoochun in the face with his four inch heels but then Junsu would bite his beautiful ears and who knows what he’ll do.
“Joongie, he’s not Rilakkuma, damnit. Go find yourself a decent man instead of finding hormonal university students. Did you see his tent in his pants?” Yoochun sighed and played with Jaejoong’s blond locks. The kitten was laying his head down on Yoochun’s laps and his legs were on a chair.
“Was it Biiiiiig?” Jaejoong’s excited squeal was heard and his tail swished back and forth slowly.
“No I will not tell you if it was big or not because I will not allow you to have some random relationship with some guy in a Rilakkuma suit.” Yoochun protectively growled at his kitty friend and tapped his nose gently.
“Chunnie! You know I hate that! But why? H-h-he’s so perfect~” Jaejoong giggled gently and gasped when he saw an upside down view of Yunho’s figure.
Yunho looked for Jaejoong and saw that he was laying down on his manager laps. He sighed in disappointment when he heard Jaejoong giggling away cutely.
‘Obviously retard, his manager is not that bad looking anyway…’ Yunho thought to himself and zoned out with a dark cloud above his head.
“H-h-hi…” Jaejoong stood up and waved at Yunho. He heard Yoochun headdesk himself at the back and gave him a loud scowling sound.
“Hey… Uh… Yeah.” Yunho slipped his hands into his spare uniform pants.
“Wh-what’s wrong? We’re going to be working together for two weeks!” Jaejoong followed Yunho and found himself sniffing the taller man’s smell.
‘He smells so good~~’ Jaejoong inner self squealed.
“Mmph!” Jaejoong bumped into Yunho when he stopped walking and wrapped his arms around Yunho to stop his knees weakening.
“H-Hey are you okay?" Yunho was wondering why Jaejoong was hugging him and not letting go. Jaejoong started rubbing his face and ears on his back, and purred loudly. Yunho immediately turned around because he mistook Jaejoong’s purring as moaning in pain and picked the kitty up bridal style.
“M-mroawr?~” Jaejoong was shocked but he was enjoying feeling Yunho’s man boobs and his arm muscles flexing against his back and bare legs.
“You’re feeling sick right? It’s okay, I’ll take you to the sofa and I’ll bring you some cold water!” Yunho pressed his forehead against Jaejoong’s forehead to see if the kitten was feeling unwell.
“I-i.. Joongie i-isn’t…” Jaejoong stuttered and flushed in red when he felt Yunho’s skin against his. He gently arched his back to feel more of Yunho’s touch.
“Stay here, okay?” Yunho carefully put Jaejoong on the sofa and felt worried for him. He ran out to get cold water and he’s still confused if this is reality.
“H-h-h-he’s so caring… and his long fingers are so beautiful and his mole! So cute! His chest feels so nice to rest on… Kyaaaaa. Just like Rilakkuma…” Jaejoong talked to himself and squealed. He closed his eyes to dream about their future relationship. He pretended to be asleep when he peeped and saw Yunho coming in with some treats and water.
“Jaejoong? A-are you asleep?” Yunho spoke softly and hoping that he didn’t wake the kitten up. He put the refreshments on the coffee table and went over to sit down so he could feel the kitten’s forehead against his to know if he’s having a fever.
“Oh my god, why are you so pretty. My dreams are freaking coming true! Joongie baby~~” Yunho whispered before he pressed his forehead against Jaejoong’s.
Jaejoong blushed in his pretend sleep and wrapped his arm around Yunho’s neck. He leaned in and boldly kissed him.
Yunho felt electricity running through him and snapped out of the trance when Jaejoong started running his fingers through his auburn hair. He gently pushed Jaejoong away and felt his forehead.
“You’re so warm! Oh my god!” Yunho rushed to his cold drink and held Jaejoong up to drink it.
“M~roawrrr.” Jaejoong purred loudly and enjoyed the attention he’s getting from his cute Rilakkuma.
“Damn, I should have known that he mistook me for his manager…” Yunho mumbled to himself but licking his lips to taste Jaejoong’s peach flavored lip balm.
Jaejoong silently giggled to himself and mimicked Yunho’s action.
‘Well this is going to be fun~ Meeow.’
Vanilla's Words: ;__; i failed to put this up yesterday cause I couldn't write it in school. and couldn't write it when I was waiting for the doctors.
D:<. So anyways, ;__; I always fail. so ;___; ........
HAPPY 4th ANNIVERSARY , YUNJAE :D <3.
4 years and counting... :)