I'm a Meow! -- In His Naked Meowness.
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, fluff, romance?
Rating: ... PG for now. Maybe some nc-17
Summary: ... Yoochun the crazy scientist decided to make what he reads in animes, and ... this is what happened.
Warning: nekkid!kitty...?
` Episode 3 --- In His Naked Meowness.
Yunho finally got Jaejoong to calm down twenty minutes after (and making deep scratches all over his back) and the kitty looked at him with innocent eyes with his tail swishing gently.
“… You’re some deadly animal, seriously.” Yunho winced when he took off his torn dress shirt stained with blood at the back and pulled a zip up sweater from the back and wore it.
Jaejoong took interest in Yunho’s sweater and touched it carefully, making sure nothing out of the ordinary will scare him to death. He purred and rubbed his cheek onto the fabric.
“Aish, look at you.” As much as Yunho hated the scratches on his back, he shook his head at the silly kitten that enjoyed the smoothness to the point where he closes his eyes and smiles.
“Come on, Jaejoong. I’m hungry.” Yunho stopped the kitten from rubbing his sweater and held him up by the armpits and settled him down on the passenger seat beside him.
“Meow!” Jaejoong frowned when he saw Yunho buckling the seat belt on him and grumbled.
“Don’t take it off.” Yunho looked at the fuzzed kitten that fidgeted around the seat belt trying to get it off him.
“Meow!” Jaejoong pouted and bit the seat belt, gnawing it with his sharp canine tooth.
“Here here…” Yunho stretched out his hand so the kitten would stop biting the seatbelt.
Jaejoong’s eyes brightened at Yunho’s sleeve and started rubbing his cheek all over it.
Yunho chuckled at the kitten that was biting the end of his sleeve and his tail waving happily in the air.
“We’re here, Jaejoong~” Yunho parked the car and unbuckled the seat belt for himself and the kitten.
Jaejoong looked up with his teeth still biting Yunho’s sleeve and purred at him.
♡
“How many people, sir?”
“Two.”
“Aww, is she your daughter? So cute!” The waitress cooed when she saw Jaejoong looking everywhere curiously.
Jaejoong heard the word ‘she’ and hissed. He clutched onto Yunho’s sweater and buried his face in it.
“Oh my! She has blue eyes, is she mixed? Ohhh, look at you. So cute.” The waitress put down the menus and waved at Jaejoong.
“Mroawr!” Jaejoong glared at the waitress’ back and looked at Yunho angrily.
“…?”
“Meow!” Jaejoong wanted to tell him that he’s a boy and not a girl.
“……. Jaejoong go sit down, too little space for you to sit on me.” Yunho carried the light kitten and settled him down.
Jaejoong scowled and his tail swished back and forth, hitting Yunho on the shoulder.
“Jaejoong! Put your tail down!” Yunho tried to catch Jaejoong’s tail but he failed to.
“Mroawr!!” Jaejoong was angry that Yunho didn’t get him and he looked down onto his shorts. His tail settled down with ease and he pulled his shorts down.
Yunho saw that Jaejoong’s black tail settled down and sighed with relieve, he turned his attention back onto the menu.
Jaejoong stood up on the chair and surprised gasps were heard. He smiled proudly and his tail waved gently in the air.
Parents covered their children's eyes.
Girlfriends covered their boyfriends eyes.
Perverts staring at the boy's AHEM.
Waitresses giggled. (still not noticing the tail because. they were staring down there too.)
Waiters drooled at the sight.
Curious children...
“MOMMIE! I want a tail too!” A child pointed at Jaejoong and giggled.
Yunho widened his eyes at the word tail and looked beside him.
Jaejoong.
With his shorts down.
And his tail waving in the air.
♡
Vanilla's Words: :(, so little comments last time. D:, so sad ._., maybe it's because it's boring D:. >_<, I hope you all liked this :(.
ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE A BANNER FOR ME ; A ;?????????????????????????
PLEASE SUGGEST WHAT YOU WANT JAEJOONG AND YUNHO TO DO : D
: D, ... o_o. what foods are perverted like bananas, popsicles and sausages?
D:, damn it.Every time some food goes bad, I eat it -_-
Went to Ajisen Ramen yesterday. (damn -_-, those portions were so small. I wasn't even half filled :/)
Yeah anyway, -_-, the miso soup turned bad because their tofu turned bad.
and I drank like 2 table spoons of it.
and got sick.
Again.
FML.
I AM STAYING IN HONG KONG TILL SEPT.19th. Yeah. Go me -_-. but nothing improved yet :(.
AND OMG : D, Jaejae's sister signed a Yunjae manip LOL <3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3.
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