Title: I'm a Meow!
{C}Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Humor, fluff, romance?
Rating: ... PG for now. Maybe some nc-17
Summary: ... And Yunho scared the shit out of the kitty because of a shiny object
Warning:
“Do you even have a name?” Yunho noticed the red collar that (probably Yoochun who put the collar one before he started going bizarre) was on the kitty’s neck.
“Meeeeeeow” The kitty grumbled at the weird noise that came from his stomach.
Yunho grabbed his collar and saw the name carved, “Jaejoong”.
“Okay, okay. We’ll go now.”
So they sat snuggly on Yunho’s black sleek car, with the kitten biting and pulling onto the big lab coat and growling at the roughness.
“Kitty.” Growl.
“… Meow, stop that because nothing fits you in the lab and I’m trying to hide the fact that you have kitty ears and a tail. I’ll get you some clothes after we eat, okay?”
“Mroawr.” The kitty pouted and crossed his legs on the seat. He tried to get up but Yunho told him to stay.
“Stay here, don’t move. I’ll be back with clothes really quick.” Yunho drove to the nearest mall and locked the car, and hopefully no one peers into his car and see a kitty… human.
The kitty scowled at the sound of the car door being closed and he kneeled on the seat. His blue eyes wandered around the car and he poked any buttons that appeal to him.
Jaejoong giggled when he pressed this button that stays down and goes up when he presses it twice.
30 minutes later.........
Click.
The kitty got tired and hid his face under the lab coat.
Jaejoong peered out from the whiteness and saw the man coming back with a bag of clothes.
“Here, took me forever trying to find a kitty eared sweater.” Yunho pushed the bag of clothes to the kitten and Jaejoong just looked at Yunho like he’s an alien.
“………”
“Uh… Uh… can’t you wear them yourself?” Yunho asked.
Jaejoong just took out the clothes out of the bag and rubbed his cheek on it and purred. He took out the rest of the clothes, making the lab coat fall onto the seat.
“Meeeow~” Jaejoong snuggled against the clothes and Yunho widened his eyes at the kitten.
“HURRY UP AND WEAR THEM!” Yunho panicked and started fumbling with the sweater.
Jaejoong glared at him when Yunho tugged onto the sweater that he was enjoying the smoothness of and tried to scratch him.
“Wear them please, and don’t scratch me! Hurry!” Yunho succeeded at snatching the sweater and made Jaejoong wear it. He pulled the briefs and grabbed both of Jaejoong’s legs and pulled it on with shorts.
Yunho puts the hood onto Jaejoong and thankfully the ears fit him perfectly.
“Come, see how you look like.”
His eyes darted to the shiny thing that reflected light and he slowly approached it like a predator.
His pupils widened in size when he saw himself in the shiny thing. He immediately let out a scared meow with his tail and ears perked up in the air. He hid his blue eyes in Yunho’s chest.
“H-hey! D-do not scratch me. D-… OW.” Yunho felt the sharp nails digging into his chest and screamed.
“M-meow.” Jaejoong wrapped his arms and tail around Yunho tightly and wanted to stay away from the shiny thing.
"JAEJOONG!" Yunho screamed when the kitty started scratching his back harshly from the shock of the mirror.
Vanilla's Words: Super rushed :/, not beta'd because no one wants to help me beta o_o. No, I meant like someone did say that they would, and o_o, I've got NOTHING from them o-o...... anyway.
:/. hope this wasn't shitty -_-.
and o_O, I'm staying in HK until September 19th~... o-O.........
HOMG, MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND GOT ME PICTURES OF JAEJOONG IN ANAN LOL <3. I'm so going to buy every Jaejoong picture there >:D. (Stalker shops are the best)
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