Kinks R Us
In the beginning, there was The List. And The List was lengthy and full of kink. And behold, a meme came forth, and it was accorded thusly:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.
(If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
Bolded for extra-special favorites ♥
And it was good, because Fluffy is good at schmoop and crack and a total h0r for backstory but fails at pr0n except when the seventh house gets mooned.
1. Abuse (sexual, emotional, and/or violent childhood abuse; the wounded child as an adult archetype)
2. Amnesia
3. Anal penetration with foreign objects
4. Anal sex (from behind, standing; bent over desk; gay or straight)
5. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
6. Beards or stubble
7. Big men (tall, broad, muscled; giants;)
8. Biological imperative (pon farr or mating drive; being in heat)
9. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
10. Bruises and other wounds
11. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
12. Children (i.e., as their presence reflects on a character, e.g., tough men gently holding babies; men who are/aren't good with kids; devoted single dads) or other small cuddly animals
13. Cinderella stories (rescuing someone from servitude or cruel family; going from rags to riches; Pretty Woman scenarios; fairy-tale romances in general)
14. Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; leather jackets; boxer-briefs; going commando) Plaid flannel shirts
15. Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
16. Cuddling
17. Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)
18. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; meeting the family; getting a dog; kidfic)
19. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
20. Dystopias (apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic worlds; alien invasions; pandemics; computers take over; settings in Hell, or earth becomes Hell)
21. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; wallows; darkfic; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; mental instability; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity)
22. Ensembles (elite teams of explorers, spies, law enforcement figures, etc; sentai; military squadrons; skilled teams operating like clockwork, such as when pulling off a heist; bands of rebels; families; surrogate families; outcasts, e.g., freaks and geeks; carnival troupes; motley characters thrown together by fate; alternatives to society e.g., Robin Hood and his Merry Men, Peter Pan and the Lost Boys)
23. Erotic torture
24. Exhibitionism
25. Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
26. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
27. Fish out of water characters/scenarios
28. Fisting (anal or vaginal)
29. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; accidental contact)
30. Future fic
31. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
32. Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)
33. Hair or fur fetishization (buzz-cuts, pubic hair; hairy chests; underarm hair)
34. Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses)
35. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
36. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful)
37. Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
38. Hero/sidekick pairings
39. Heroes (superheroes; super-soldiers; ordinary characters becoming heroes and characters overcoming fear with bravery; rebel/underground heroes;)
40. Heroic gestures (nobility; self-sacrifice; risking self to save someone's life; Gift of the Magi scenarios; taking the partner's place for torture; heroic deaths) Selling of soul...
41. Historical and period settings
42. Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)
43. Humor as a mask (characters who hide pain behind humor)
44. Hurt/comfort (emotional and/or physical, including torture of all kinds and degrees, and any form of caretaking)
45. Immobilization and/or helplessness
46. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds;)
47. Journeys (odysseys and quests; time-travel; being lost and trying to get home; road trips; pioneering and exploration, including space travel)
48. Lady and the Tramp pairings
49. Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
50. Make-overs
51. Masquerade (a character pretends to be someone else, or something he's not, e.g., a nebbishy nerd must convince goons he's a ruthless arms dealer or assassin; a cop goes undercover in prison; a spy infiltrates an agency; a good guy pretends to be his AU evil twin; Cyrano scenarios)
52. Medical scenarios and fetishization
53. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling)
54. Muscled bodies
55. Nipple play or torture
56. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
57. Pain (with or without pleasure/endorphins)
58. Pampering (spoiling someone rotten with gifts or money; physical pampering such as massage and grooming; giving someone a novel or unexpected degree of emotional or sexual care; catering to someone's every whim, e.g., someone who is in the hospital; harems as settings for pampering)
59. Penance or reform (bad boy turns good; evil seeks to change; performing acts of atonement or restitution; self-mortification; martyrdom; selflessness; apologies or apology sex)
60. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
61. Prison scenarios (prison rape and/or protection; cruel guards; punishment; hard labor; deprivation; false imprisonment; solitary confinement; group showers)
62. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
63. Religion (sin; faith and lack of faith; priests, monks, nuns; angels and demons; gods and goddesses; monastic or convent culture)
64. Restraint (pinning someone down; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
65. Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)
66. Rogues (outlaws, mercenaries, pirates, gangsters, hitmen, etc; black sheep and royal bastards; Han Solo characters; tricksters)
67. Ropework (intricate/artistic erotic bondage)
68. Roughnecks (cowboys; Tarzan figures; rough characteristics and behavior, such as scruffiness, rudeness, crude language, uncouth habits, etc.)
69. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking; sex with no or little lube)
70. Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
71. Scars or scarification
72. Secrets, other (dark or criminal past; double lives; previous marriage and/or children; unspoken feelings)
73. Sex in public or semi-public places
74. Sex in vehicles (cars, taxis, limos; planes or space shuttles; motorcycles; carnival rides)
75. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
76. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
77. Shower sex
78. Silence (silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)
79. Snark
80. Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)
81. Special powers and skills (superhero powers; magical powers; telekinesis; shapeshifting; hyperdeveloped senses; combat expertise; sharpshooting; eidetic memory; computer hacking skills; thief skills)
82. Straight-guy sexual scenarios (comparing dick size; lending a helping hand; circle jerks; watching het porn together, with or without masturbation; practicing dancing, kissing, or romantic conversation in preparation for one character having a date with a woman)
83. Striking with implements (whips, belts, riding crops, canes, paddles, etc)
84. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or barcodes)
85. Temperamental personalities (driven or obsessed; hot-tempered or testy; moody; misanthropic or bitter; abrasive)
86. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
87. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh)
88. Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator) Gobi desert….
89. Vaginal penetration (e.g., deep dicking)
90. Vaginal penetration with foreign objects
90. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general) Jonah Prowse
91. Virgins or inexperienced partners
92. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear) Obscene phone calls
93. Vulnerability
94. Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; cleaning/cleansing someone who's been raped, degraded, or who is injured)
95. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
96. Western scenarios and fetishization (cowboy gear; campfire and trail scenes; horses; gunslingers, lawmen, card sharps, etc; train robberies and bank hold-ups; posses; saloon brawls) Winchesters….
97. Wet dreams or erotic dreams
98. Wish-fulfillment
99. Writing (love letters or notes; secret admirers; e-mail and chat; wills; poetry; storytelling; tracing words or figures on skin)
***
*looks hopeful and hurries off to work*
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.
(If you can't decide, try picking a random number and challenging yourself!)
Bolded for extra-special favorites ♥
And it was good, because Fluffy is good at schmoop and crack and a total h0r for backstory but fails at pr0n except when the seventh house gets mooned.
1. Abuse (sexual, emotional, and/or violent childhood abuse; the wounded child as an adult archetype)
2. Amnesia
3. Anal penetration with foreign objects
4. Anal sex (from behind, standing; bent over desk; gay or straight)
5. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)
6. Beards or stubble
7. Big men (tall, broad, muscled; giants;)
8. Biological imperative (pon farr or mating drive; being in heat)
9. Breath (as a caress; hitching or ragged; indrawn breath or gasps; sighs)
10. Bruises and other wounds
11. Canon (canon elements/canonicity heightens characterization or scenario)
12. Children (i.e., as their presence reflects on a character, e.g., tough men gently holding babies; men who are/aren't good with kids; devoted single dads) or other small cuddly animals
13. Cinderella stories (rescuing someone from servitude or cruel family; going from rags to riches; Pretty Woman scenarios; fairy-tale romances in general)
14. Clothes fetishization (of any kind, e.g., uniforms; leather gear; worn blue jeans; leather jackets; boxer-briefs; going commando) Plaid flannel shirts
15. Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)
16. Cuddling
17. Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)
18. Domesticity (moving in together; nesting; shopping; meeting the family; getting a dog; kidfic)
19. Double penetration (anal, vaginal, or oral)
20. Dystopias (apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic worlds; alien invasions; pandemics; computers take over; settings in Hell, or earth becomes Hell)
21. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; wallows; darkfic; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; mental instability; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity)
22. Ensembles (elite teams of explorers, spies, law enforcement figures, etc; sentai; military squadrons; skilled teams operating like clockwork, such as when pulling off a heist; bands of rebels; families; surrogate families; outcasts, e.g., freaks and geeks; carnival troupes; motley characters thrown together by fate; alternatives to society e.g., Robin Hood and his Merry Men, Peter Pan and the Lost Boys)
23. Erotic torture
24. Exhibitionism
25. Fantasies (shared or solitary; role-playing)
26. First times (first time between two individuals; losing virginity/cherry; first time doing a particular act; first time with a particular gender)
27. Fish out of water characters/scenarios
28. Fisting (anal or vaginal)
29. Friction or frottage (naked or clothed; masturbatory or with partner; cocks rubbing together; someone rubbing off on sheets while giving head or being fucked; accidental contact)
30. Future fic
31. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)
32. Grunge (dirty and sweaty, needing a shower; actual mud/dirt elements in a sex scene)
33. Hair or fur fetishization (buzz-cuts, pubic hair; hairy chests; underarm hair)
34. Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses)
35. Happiness (startled joy; passionate gratitude; ecstasy; comfort; happy endings)
36. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful)
37. Heat (hot lazy summer days; steamrooms; sweat-slick skin; tempers rising with the heat; urgent fucking a la Body Heat)
38. Hero/sidekick pairings
39. Heroes (superheroes; super-soldiers; ordinary characters becoming heroes and characters overcoming fear with bravery; rebel/underground heroes;)
40. Heroic gestures (nobility; self-sacrifice; risking self to save someone's life; Gift of the Magi scenarios; taking the partner's place for torture; heroic deaths) Selling of soul...
41. Historical and period settings
42. Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)
43. Humor as a mask (characters who hide pain behind humor)
44. Hurt/comfort (emotional and/or physical, including torture of all kinds and degrees, and any form of caretaking)
45. Immobilization and/or helplessness
46. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds;)
47. Journeys (odysseys and quests; time-travel; being lost and trying to get home; road trips; pioneering and exploration, including space travel)
48. Lady and the Tramp pairings
49. Love and passion (falling in love; love at first sight; one true love; eternal love; unconditional love; star-crossed lovers; tempestuous passions)
50. Make-overs
51. Masquerade (a character pretends to be someone else, or something he's not, e.g., a nebbishy nerd must convince goons he's a ruthless arms dealer or assassin; a cop goes undercover in prison; a spy infiltrates an agency; a good guy pretends to be his AU evil twin; Cyrano scenarios)
52. Medical scenarios and fetishization
53. Multiple partners (sequential/serial sexual encounters; orgies, gang-bangs, or group sex; puppy-pile cuddling)
54. Muscled bodies
55. Nipple play or torture
56. Noise (screaming or yelling during sex; whimpering or sobbing; purring, growling; slurping or moaning enthusiastically during blow-jobs)
57. Pain (with or without pleasure/endorphins)
58. Pampering (spoiling someone rotten with gifts or money; physical pampering such as massage and grooming; giving someone a novel or unexpected degree of emotional or sexual care; catering to someone's every whim, e.g., someone who is in the hospital; harems as settings for pampering)
59. Penance or reform (bad boy turns good; evil seeks to change; performing acts of atonement or restitution; self-mortification; martyrdom; selflessness; apologies or apology sex)
60. Physical responses (face or ears burning; little hairs lifting on the scalp or neck; gut tightening; pulse quickening or missing a beat; lashes fluttering or lids growing heavy; mouth coming open; dick or pussy throbbing)
61. Prison scenarios (prison rape and/or protection; cruel guards; punishment; hard labor; deprivation; false imprisonment; solitary confinement; group showers)
62. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; big guy/little guy pairings; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)
63. Religion (sin; faith and lack of faith; priests, monks, nuns; angels and demons; gods and goddesses; monastic or convent culture)
64. Restraint (pinning someone down; covering or clasping someone's hands to prevent movement)
65. Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)
66. Rogues (outlaws, mercenaries, pirates, gangsters, hitmen, etc; black sheep and royal bastards; Han Solo characters; tricksters)
67. Ropework (intricate/artistic erotic bondage)
68. Roughnecks (cowboys; Tarzan figures; rough characteristics and behavior, such as scruffiness, rudeness, crude language, uncouth habits, etc.)
69. Rough sex (quick and dirty sex; hate or grudge sex; angry sex; fighting/wrestling; jackhammer fucking; sex with no or little lube)
70. Sandwich sexual position or chain fuck (threesome)
71. Scars or scarification
72. Secrets, other (dark or criminal past; double lives; previous marriage and/or children; unspoken feelings)
73. Sex in public or semi-public places
74. Sex in vehicles (cars, taxis, limos; planes or space shuttles; motorcycles; carnival rides)
75. Sex with clothes still on or partly on
76. Sexual movements (back arching; hips lifting; thrusting back; writhing, jerking, bucking; clenching; grinding or rocking; trembling or shivering; hooking legs around shoulders; pressing someone's legs back toward the bed; riding someone's fingers)
77. Shower sex
78. Silence (silence as an erotic element in sex; trying to be silent during semi-public sex; going nonverbal or speechless with arousal; traumatic gestures used to convey feelings rather than words)
79. Snark
80. Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)
81. Special powers and skills (superhero powers; magical powers; telekinesis; shapeshifting; hyperdeveloped senses; combat expertise; sharpshooting; eidetic memory; computer hacking skills; thief skills)
82. Straight-guy sexual scenarios (comparing dick size; lending a helping hand; circle jerks; watching het porn together, with or without masturbation; practicing dancing, kissing, or romantic conversation in preparation for one character having a date with a woman)
83. Striking with implements (whips, belts, riding crops, canes, paddles, etc)
84. Tattoos (decorative, symbolic, or barcodes)
85. Temperamental personalities (driven or obsessed; hot-tempered or testy; moody; misanthropic or bitter; abrasive)
86. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)
87. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh)
88. Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator) Gobi desert….
89. Vaginal penetration (e.g., deep dicking)
90. Vaginal penetration with foreign objects
90. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general) Jonah Prowse
91. Virgins or inexperienced partners
92. Voice fetishization (cracking or broken; husky, low, throaty; purring; accents; whispering close to someone's ear) Obscene phone calls
93. Vulnerability
94. Washing (washing one's partner, body or hair; bubble baths; shower scenes; cleaning/cleansing someone who's been raped, degraded, or who is injured)
95. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)
96. Western scenarios and fetishization (cowboy gear; campfire and trail scenes; horses; gunslingers, lawmen, card sharps, etc; train robberies and bank hold-ups; posses; saloon brawls) Winchesters….
97. Wet dreams or erotic dreams
98. Wish-fulfillment
99. Writing (love letters or notes; secret admirers; e-mail and chat; wills; poetry; storytelling; tracing words or figures on skin)
***
*looks hopeful and hurries off to work*